Jesus Christ, how many of your parents fucked in the month of March?

[dreaming neon darkspot]

nope. his colon is plated with steel. i learned this the hard way.

 

[Dead Winter]

Yeah, true. Let Will know you care by rupturing a testicle and perforating his colon ala Mr. Hands!

Nothing says "I love you" like bloody stool!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and this thread reminds me of an episode of the daily show where stewart read a quote about some ... thing going on that someone called "severely disturbing" and he was like "Yes, but not nearly as disturbing as a visit to ... the Island of Your Parents Having Sex! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Nothing says "I love you" like bloody stool!

it's like roses and chocolate for valentine's day!

 

[Dead Winter]

Hahaha...and it's 10 meters in diameter with only one palm tree.

 

[flying_whale]

seeing your parrents having (vaginal) sex is not nearly as bad as walking in on your mom blowing your dad through deep throat

 

[Captain Beard]

And you saw that when?

 

[Dead Winter]

Haha you shoulda taken a picture and put it on the internet.

Maybe she wasn't deep-throating...maybe she was just trying to swallow all of his cum.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you like thinking about parental coitus a liiiiiittle too much

 

[Dead Winter]

As long as it's not my parents, I don't mind, .

Nah, I just wanted to see if he'd vomit.

 

[Sentient 6]

was nine months before the month of march

 

[Captain Beard]

Do your parents approach you and give you cake declaring happy conception day, though? THAT would be a sick sense of humor.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

was nine months before the month of march

no! now i have to think about that too! no!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Do your parents approach you and give you cake declaring happy conception day, though? THAT would be a sick sense of humor.

we were looking through my friend's family photo album once and there was a cake for when she was baptized or confirmed in the church or whatever happens to little kids in church, and there was a crufifix drawn on it in icing and, looking at it, she said "And that was from when i was crucified!"

 

[Morganna]

May babies are cool too (guess which month I was born in) Cough*in 1974......*faints* My brother is March 28th, 73. Damn my Mom did not waste any time!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

My mother was 20 when my eldest brother was born, and he was born on August 20th.

She was 23 when my other brother was born, and he was born on December 23rd.

She was 29 when I was born, and I was born on June 29th.

:zombie:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you were totally part of a genetic experiment

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

that's all part of being the Pope

 

[Captain Beard]

It would explain her brothers being experiments gone wrong. (Don't hit me, Cara.)

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that's all part of being the Pope

pope in a petrie dish