Jesus Christ, how many of your parents fucked in the month of March?

[Tide In Mind Out]

It would explain her brothers being experiments gone wrong. (Don't hit me, Cara.)

You're probably right

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, third time's a charm.

 

[EricT]

I fucked in the month of march a few times. Not a parent though.

But if I was, this thread would be awesome.

Holy shit do Oktoberfests fucking rule.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Not a parent though.

But if I was, this thread would be awesome.

that is the most wrong thing ever said in the history of humanity

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd kill your kid too. This is the thing that should not be, fuck cthulhu.

 

[EricT]

What, the fact that I've stuck my dick inside a womans inner sanctum, or the fact that if I were a parent my children would all be licking windows?

 

[Captain Beard]

The kids.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

so let's say the child of will and i, and the child of eric and ... some prostitute who was too strung out to take any precautions ... are born at the same time and are both equal distances from you. which unearthly creation do seek out and obliterate first?

 

[EricT]

My children would rape your children.

I'd teach them how. On Will.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll nuke everything East of Nevada and above Oklahoma. I'll go terminatus if I have to.

 

[EricT]

My children will cum on everyone East of Nevada and West of Ohio. Even the girls.

They'll spray like a windex bottle.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'll nuke everything East of Nevada and above Oklahoma. I'll go terminatus if I have to.

we'll flee to Mexico like we've got the Christ child in our possession

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

My children will cum on everyone East of Nevada and West of Ohio. Even the girls.

They'll spray like a windex bottle.

like that'll stop david. he's got an anti-semen parka AND helmet. he's unstoppable

 

[Captain Beard]

Terminatus it is.

 

[EricT]

They'll spray so fucking hard upon orgasm that it'll rip a hole in space. The boys will cum so hard, on demand, that they'll kill 3 small badgers just from the Richter intensity released from the initial cum. Any other victims will be classified as death from natural causes... cause thats what my children cumming will cause. Nature occurrences that cannot be countered.

 

[Captain Beard]

Then I shall destroy all of existence. I shall ensure nothing was, is, or ever will be. All be exquisitely empty and the Nothing will reign. This is the prophecy of the final sard!

 

[EricT]

Or you mean you wanna have sex with a 5 year old?!

KNEW IT.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Then I shall destroy all of existence. I shall ensure nothing was, is, or ever will be. All be exquisitely empty and the Nothing will reign. This is the prophecy of the final sard!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Or you mean you wanna have sex with a 5 year old?!

KNEW IT.

DarkestPisces31 (4:18:00 AM): he can vicariously satisfy his unrequited longing for you by having sex with your prepubescent son

i'm telling you...

 

[EricT]

You changed that quote. Now you have to suffer ultimate suffering...


Having sex with Will Bozarth.