Jesus Is Coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[retarded penguin]

look busy

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

When Jesus gets here,he's not going to like me very much...

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

Yeah... So?? I've know this for weeks, he crashed in my basement a few days ago...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I hope he doesn't try to rape me when he gets here,loooool

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Hmm... does Jesus want some cookies?

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

i think the goverment is going to cover up his coming

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I should get out my "Welcome Jesus" sign now.

 

[ledmag]

where is he coming from???????
??????????

And where is he going????
???????

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Maybe ledmag is a Jesus impersonater...you know,how they have Elvis and Micheal Jackson inpersonators?It has been said that he looks like Jesus.
I was on a school trip to D.C. once and there was this guy standing on the sidwalk w/long flowing brown hair,dressed in long white robes holding a huge "JESUS SAVES"sign...There was also a guy holding up baby dolls and a sing that said"CHOOSE LIFE"...not that that has anything to do w/Jesus coming,just thought I'd mention that since it was also in D.C.

 

[retarded penguin]

all I said was look busy when jesus comes

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Busy doing what,ripping up Bibles?That can be done.

 

[ledmag]

I dont think i look lik ethose pics of the so called big guy, but ppl say that shit.

Im not an imposter, i was on the old board, not a jesus imposter, but i was an imposter. YOu didnt have to register your nick at the old board hahahahha

***note*** borrowing a nick, and then returning it, is not the same as stealing a nick, and then registering it. once its registered, it cant be used by anyone but the registeree.***

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I guess I'll get off that whole "ledmag looks like Jesus!"thing since he says that he doesn't....still,it's funny...ppl say that I,at times,look like Marilyn Manson...but I don't really.

 

[IcedEarth556]

Maybe he will go see Jesus Christ superstar. Who knows, he could even perform in it. After all, its about him.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Are we supposed to look busy so Jesus won't bother us with his "holiness"?

 

[Unregistered]

just shut up and look busy dammit

*>jerks off<*

 

[Poison God]

Jesus places cookies on my computer.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Maybe JESUS is a LEDMAG impersonator? Stranger things have happened at UM.com!

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

........stranger things like Bumblefoot for example........