Joey DeMaio lives in his parents' basement.

No, I stumbled on it by accident. I typed "Joey Demaio on dio's death", and this was the 4th link down. I read it, and then I commented. It was a very simple and small process that I went through in a moment of boredom.
hahaha wow .

Is this really happening or am I still asleep?
 
You are still asleep.

Oh wait, no, it's real.

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I thought The Moth Man was trolling this shit, cause there's no way Manowar are millionares. Maybe they were at one time, but they can't be millionares now.