John Kerry's Gay Marriage

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Kerry marries into the Heinz ketchup fortune -- wonder if he has to smack his wife on the bottom to get her to come, too...

OMG! Insania! That is what makes this board so great. A post that I can laugh my ass off on in my office. (wanting to share this one will all my friends) :Spin: :Smokin:

 

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http://www.loveinwar.com/game.cfm

 

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Bush's poll numbers have RISEN since the 9/11 panel

And this is why Pyrus, and I quote:


Lowest campaign moment: After a series of stumbles late last year, John Kerry's campaign reached its nadir when he appeared on "The Tonight Show" and received second-billing to a puppet act. Worse, the puppet trash-talked him. "What's going on with this show?" asked Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, a foul-mouthed Rottweiler voiced by comedian Robert Smigel. "(Arnold Schwarzenegger) can take over the show, but John Kerry, a war veteran, has to follow a freaking dog puppet?" He then offered this assessment of the candidate: "The poop I made in the dressing room has more heat than John Kerry."

LMFAO!

 

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I hope to god history repeats itself.

Pyrus, it's all good. Just show me one person in politics that DOESN'T lie. Here is an excellent example. This is what I was talking about earlier....the medals.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/Politics/Investigation/kerry_vietnam_medals_040425-1.html

 

[Insania]

I don't remember a difference between a medal and a ribbon -- a medal hangs from its own ribbon. On most uniforms where you don't display the medal, you display only the ribbon.

Either way, it's fucking ridiculous to 'throw out the ribbons but not the medals' or vice-versa. 'Symbolically' get rid of one, you get rid of both. He's lying. As Val says, that's not the issue, it's to be expected from both of 'em.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

John Kerry lies about throwing away decoratoins.

George Bush lies about sending Americans to kill and die in a foreign country.

Take your pick.

 

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Pyrus, it's all good. Just show me one person in politics that DOESN'T lie. Here is an excellent example. This is what I was talking about earlier....the medals.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/Politics/Investigation/kerry_vietnam_medals_040425-1.html

This is so funny.

HERE ARE THE FACTS. Not spun truths.

1. John Kerry served his country in Vietnam. He was wounded there. He has
shrapnel in his leg. He earned medals. (who cares what happened to them.
Vietnam was a tough deal. I know people who were killers in Vietnam. It's
not something you want to remember but you can't forget)


2. The National Guard can't even _prove_ that George W Bush _ever_ showed
up for duty in the National Guard.

Val and Insania...SORRY...YOU LOSE....PLEASE PICK UP YOUR CONSOLATION
PRIZES AT THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT!!! ...KKKKKTHXBYE!

 

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And this is why Pyrus, and I quote:


Lowest campaign moment: After a series of stumbles late last year, John Kerry's campaign reached its nadir when he appeared on "The Tonight Show" and received second-billing to a puppet act. Worse, the puppet trash-talked him. "What's going on with this show?" asked Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, a foul-mouthed Rottweiler voiced by comedian Robert Smigel. "(Arnold Schwarzenegger) can take over the show, but John Kerry, a war veteran, has to follow a freaking dog puppet?" He then offered this assessment of the candidate: "The poop I made in the dressing room has more heat than John Kerry."

LMFAO!

I hope to God this isn't an attempt at being serious.

 

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Take your pick...........

 

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I hope to God this isn't an attempt at being serious.

I laughed so hard I almost pee'd my pants!

 

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Yeah, I remember that Conan thing. Who woulda thunk Kerry would end up being the nominee? Personally, I was hoping for Wesley Clark or Howard Dean myself.

I think the LMFAO sorta implies a lack of seriousness on her part, Off.

Politics really blow.

 

[Insania]

2. The National Guard can't even _prove_ that George W Bush _ever_ showed
up for duty in the National Guard.

I doubt that the Army can prove I put in 11 years and the 1st gulf, either. It's government. That sort of shit just isn't kept 30 years later...esp not the National Guard.

I prefer conservative gov'ment, but I won't get that from either. It's lose-lose. I understand your viewpoint on 'medals v. lives' but you know it's not that easy...I was pointing out that they are nothing but political animals that will do most anything not to upset their perceived voter base.

Hailz...

 

[Insania]

Politics really blow.

 

[Valofvalhalla]

But it sure does get the energy going!

 

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Pyrus, this link is for you!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/001927.html

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Ohhh, it's from the Drudge Report. Matt Drudge is the same waste of oxygen who accused the Clintons of running an international murder ring and other such idiocies. I'm not buying it...photos can be manipulated very easily.

 

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Jesus Christ. Have some fucking fun!