Joke time: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

[DanLights]

My favorite joke ever:

Doctor: I have bad news for you
Patient: what is it doc, what have I got? Have you figured it out?
Doctor: I'm afraid we have determined you have Wilkinson's disease
Patient: But... What the hell is that??
Doctor: We have no idea Mr. Wilkinson...

 

[Sweetnothing]

Why did michael jackson loved 12 year olds?

Because there was 12 of them

( sorry if I remember the joke wrong)

 

[Derpsicle]

^ think it's more like:
What's the best thing about fucking twentythree year olds?
It's twenty of them

 

[Mattayus]

Statistically 1 in 20 of us lives next to a paedophile.
Not me. I live next to 2 stunning 13 year olds.

 

[SocialNumb]

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?

"Drop it my pals!"



Disclaimer: Remember, it's just a joke!

 

[Jevil]

Doctor: Mr. Smith, you will have to stop masturbating.
Smith: Why doctor?
Doctor: Bacause I'm trying to auscultate you!

 

[Skinny Viking]

Statistically 1 in 20 of us lives next to a paedophile.
Not me. I live next to 2 stunning 13 year olds.

this wins


this and the worm / apple / being raped one

 

[jeid]

what's the difference between a dead baby, and a sandwich?
I don't fuck my sandwiches before I eat them.

whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline..?
I take my shoes of to jump on a trampoline

 

[kass]

what do you get when you cross a rat with a mosquito?













Punch line:

(rat)(mosquito)sin theta

















punch line part 2:

because they are both vectors (of disease)













get it?

 

[AeternusEternus]

got some edgey comedians on this forum

whats brown and sticky
















































































































































a stick

 

[Skinny Viking]

get it?

no

not at all

stop trying to tell jokes ... you make us sad

 

[DanLights]

no

not at all

stop trying to tell jokes ... you make us sad

agreed. I didn't get it either

 

[johnMM]

It's a play on cross products.

There are whole websites dedicated to math/science type jokes. Honestly, they aren't too funny even if you do understand them.

 

[musickey]

If a special Ed student is late for class......is it ok to call him tardy?

 

[Skinny Viking]

My wife thinks I need to grow up, just because I shout "Auto-bots Transform!" when we change sex positions...

You just fucked up my whole night cause no matter what happens later, I'm gonna bust out laughing at the absolute wrong time!

 

[Djunn]

jeid ruined my sex life.

 

[jeid]

Sorry guys!

 

[joelplagues]

Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds.

 

[Mago]

Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a convicted pedophile. Not me though, I live next to two stunning 12 year olds.

Statistically 1 in 20 of us lives next to a paedophile.
Not me. I live next to 2 stunning 13 year olds.

So I guess you like them younger, eh?

 

[DanLights]

So I guess you like them younger, eh?