Post your cheesy jokes here.
I'll get the ball rolling:
What do you call a person that hangs arounds musicians?
A Drummer
And here's another 'coz I love you:
A trucker finds himself stuck in traffic jam on the motorway. He steps out of his vehicle and asks the guy driving next to him what's going on?
His response is the following:
''A terrorist group has taken the entire cast of American Idol hostage, they are asking for 1 million dollars in exchange for their release. If their demands are not met within in the next two hours they will douse them with petrol and subsequently burn them alive. We have started a collection.''
''Really? Well, how much have you got so far?''
''The latest figures indicate that we have about 580 litres of petrol, 320 litres of diesel, 120 litres of kerosene, 38 matchboxes and 21 lighters''
I'll get the ball rolling:
What do you call a person that hangs arounds musicians?
A Drummer
And here's another 'coz I love you:
A trucker finds himself stuck in traffic jam on the motorway. He steps out of his vehicle and asks the guy driving next to him what's going on?
His response is the following:
''A terrorist group has taken the entire cast of American Idol hostage, they are asking for 1 million dollars in exchange for their release. If their demands are not met within in the next two hours they will douse them with petrol and subsequently burn them alive. We have started a collection.''
''Really? Well, how much have you got so far?''
''The latest figures indicate that we have about 580 litres of petrol, 320 litres of diesel, 120 litres of kerosene, 38 matchboxes and 21 lighters''