Jokes...anyone?
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CliffBurton
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hatecrewchick
Butcher of Bagdad
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher
said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
>>The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
>>The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Missiles
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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A stick.
Thorns On My Grave
I Am Vengeance
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A mudslide
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbreak
An avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A mudslide
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbreak
Leandro
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Thorns On My Grave
I Am Vengeance
Missiles
Confusing avatar! :O
hatecrewchick
Butcher of Bagdad
Thorns On My Grave said:
!A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see
each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The
teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
