-Gavin- said:Please don't get me started on my sick racist jokes
I'm fucking impressed DU,
hahaha thanks, i got a million of 'em.
Jokes...anyone?
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hahaha thanks, i got a million of 'em.
-Gavin-
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deathxunlimited said:
Same, i typed most of them out in the other jokes thread. Someone revive that shit and i'll copy and paste
Turbo
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TheSeldomlaid
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These jokes are sooooo cruel.
Q: What's more fun than swinging a dead baby around on a string?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babied and a pile of sawdust?
A: You can't move the dead babies with a pitch fork.
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
ewwwwwwwww!
Q: What's more fun than swinging a dead baby around on a string?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babied and a pile of sawdust?
A: You can't move the dead babies with a pitch fork.
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
ewwwwwwwww!
Insilden_The Shred
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What do you call a my pals with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars
Why are my pals getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger
Shit on a stick
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars
Why are my pals getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger
^ there is also, Why do black people have white hands?
They were pushing against a wall when god spraypainted them.
They were pushing against a wall when god spraypainted them.
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1. How many femenists(spelling?) does it take to change a lightbulb.?
-None, they can never change anything.
2. What is sooo good about emo pizza?
-It cuts itself.
3. How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb.
-None, they just sit in the dark and cry
or- 3, one to cry about it, one to write a song about it and one to change it.
4. How long does it take a black woman to take a shit.
-around 9 months
-None, they can never change anything.
2. What is sooo good about emo pizza?
-It cuts itself.
3. How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb.
-None, they just sit in the dark and cry
or- 3, one to cry about it, one to write a song about it and one to change it.
4. How long does it take a black woman to take a shit.
-around 9 months
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Why do black people wear white gloves while eating a tootsie roll.
To Prevent bitting there fingers.
How long does it take for a black women take a shit.
9 Months.
I recently found out there was a black person in my family tree.
He is still hanging in it.
Heres a Long joke that i like
Just pretend there is a God for this joke and there was a heaven and shit.
Ok a bunch of Freak ugly people were in a bus on the free way and it was struck by a semi truck.
They all went to heaven and God says to them "since you all had such horrible lives i will allow u to have one wish before you enter my paradise" Everyone line up to make your wish" So in an orderly fashion they all used there wish. First person wished to be beautiful in every way. God granted the wish and she went inside. The second wished for the same, once again god granted the wish and let the newly beautiful person inside, Everyone so far on the bus wished for the same, to be beautiful. and then god Goes to the last person in line. and this person is Laughing hysterically. and god says to the last person on the bus. what is your wish? The last person stop laughing for one second and said. Make them all Ugly again.
to me thats funny.
To Prevent bitting there fingers.
How long does it take for a black women take a shit.
9 Months.
I recently found out there was a black person in my family tree.
He is still hanging in it.
Heres a Long joke that i like
Just pretend there is a God for this joke and there was a heaven and shit.
Ok a bunch of Freak ugly people were in a bus on the free way and it was struck by a semi truck.
They all went to heaven and God says to them "since you all had such horrible lives i will allow u to have one wish before you enter my paradise" Everyone line up to make your wish" So in an orderly fashion they all used there wish. First person wished to be beautiful in every way. God granted the wish and she went inside. The second wished for the same, once again god granted the wish and let the newly beautiful person inside, Everyone so far on the bus wished for the same, to be beautiful. and then god Goes to the last person in line. and this person is Laughing hysterically. and god says to the last person on the bus. what is your wish? The last person stop laughing for one second and said. Make them all Ugly again.
to me thats funny.
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what happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?
the black ones steal your watch.
the black ones steal your watch.
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How do you fit 30 my pals in a Volkswagon?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out again?
Throw in a job application.
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out again?
Throw in a job application.
