Jokes...anyone?

[ViolentForest]

Why do my pals smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

 

[ViolentForest]

What do bicycles and my pals have in common?

Both need a chain to work.

 

[ViolentForest]

What's six foot tall, black, and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

 

[ViolentForest]

What do a slinky and a my pals have in common?

Both are useless and it's fun to watch them both falling down the stairs.

 

[CliffBurton]

^ EDIT BUTTON

 

[-Gavin-]

Why?

 

[goth_fiend]

fucking horrilbly LOL

 

[ViolentForest]

^ EDIT BUTTON

..what?

 

[Nashira]

I think, that was just a joke, too.

 

[Norsemaiden]

I got my car insured yesterday, and the document said it was not covered for "acts of God", so imagine my frustration last night when I looked out of my window and saw the Lord scratching it up the side with a key.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

I got my car insured yesterday, and the document said it was not covered for "acts of God", so imagine my frustration last night when I looked out of my window and saw the Lord scratching it up the side with a key.

now that is funny !

 

[Norsemaiden]

Does everyone agree with me that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Python film "Life of Brian" isn't as funny as the original?

 

[-Gavin-]

Mel Gibson deserves death.

 

[BasilisK]

Does everyone agree with me that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Python film "Life of Brian" isn't as funny as the original?

Some blasphemer re-made Life of Brian!?!

And Mel Gibson at that?!

:zombie: uke:

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

Mel Gibson deserves death.

+1

Make your own Goddamn, movies.......preferably ones that don't suck.:zombie:

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

I got my car insured yesterday, and the document said it was not covered for "acts of God", so imagine my frustration last night when I looked out of my window and saw the Lord scratching it up the side with a key.

Good one!

 

[RiderOfJustice]

I got my car insured yesterday, and the document said it was not covered for "acts of God", so imagine my frustration last night when I looked out of my window and saw the Lord scratching it up the side with a key.

that was fucking stupid.

 

[ViolentForest]

So are you.

 

[Draznog]

^like you haha

 

[goth_fiend]

Q: how does every ethnic joke start?




A: with a look behind your shoulder