Just great :D

[Shmu]

In one hour i finish my night shift and my scooter , bike call it as you want is out of gas !!! yay , if i piss inside should it work ?

 

[JontRevolting]

In one hour i finish my night shift and my scooter , bike call it as you want is out of gas !!! yay , if i piss inside should it work ?

Depends how much lead based foods you've eaten in the last 24 hours

 

[Shmu]

In the last 24 hours i ate some french fries , 2 steaks and 1 hot dot ... does that help ?

 

[Captain Beard]

Siphon some.

 

[JontRevolting]

it's worth a try i guess, you might just have enough in ya to get home

 

[Burti]

You ate stakes? That's metal.

 

[darkblade]

aw... damnit i would kill for two steaks right now.... i'd even settle fortwo stakes!

sorry to hear about your dillema, i hope you find another wa home.

 

[Shmu]

Pork stakes forgot to mention , a what the heck ill call my brother and wake him up to bring me some gas ( hope that he will wake up :S )

 

[Liverslapper]

just take a dump in the gas tank, you will make it home.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I love eating stakes! This is the last one I ate:

 

[Liverslapper]

looks delicious






MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!

 

[Shmu]

No tabasco with it ? Learn to eat !!!

 

[Cat5Messiah]

How about some poop?

 

[El Stormo]

Poop's nice. Menstrual chunks is better!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

You're a true Greek boy when you have a scooter!!!

 

[JenniferGentle]

Did you get home alright?? Tell us the grand tale?

 

[El Stormo]

You're a true Greek boy when you have a scooter!!!

Or Italian, but in that case, a Vespa is also allowed, as DW will doubtless be able to attest.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Or Italian, but in that case, a Vespa is also allowed, as DW will doubtless be able to attest.

yep, or Italian... or any one from any mediterranean country

 

[El Stormo]

Well, maybe not Libya or Egypt...

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Well, maybe not Libya or Egypt...

Never been to Libya, but they do have a lot of those in Egypt


Tel Aviv is full of them, I know Italy is, in Greece it's like "a must"
and Spain of course...