Well, we make ourselves a fire in the lab! So, when you do chemical tests, and you spilled some aceton (or other flammable product, alcohol is very good too!), just clean it with water and then see if you cleaned it well enough with a match!
Our teacher wanted to show us once why we shouldn't extinguish burning oil by water... Well we were allowed to leave the class earlier and he had to visit a doctor...
i was at an english lesson like 6 years ago, and when the teatcher turned her back, one of me mates went out through the opened window. then he knocked to the door [from the outside]. when he entered back, the teatcher asked him 'what happened to you?'. he replied 'the wind was so strong, it blew me out of the classroom'. the teatcher was like 'errr.......okay sit down'.
my class was'nt allowed to experiments in chemistry class..too many "accidents". We were'nt allowed do woodwork or metal work either, they did'nt want us near all them sharp tools
5 or 6 years ago one of my classmates brought into the class a gadget from a brand of tinned meat (whose symbol is a cow): a tin that, when turned upside-down, produced the noise of a bellow.
when the teacher (a fat woman nicknamed "the cow") turned her back, we turned the cow-tin and... mooowwww
she always turned with an hilarous face but she couldn't understand where the noise came from 'cause we passed the tin to each other...
how silly
lol im here. been away for a holiday...cant a man get a week off for a holiday these days???
but yeah it seems i'll be the only one who'll get the joke there.
guys, let me tell you, all those jokes that youve been doing are almost clichés...and they've also been filmed! thats whats ashure is talking about...
and for heavens sake, cant anyone spell my nickname right?????? it's DON CORLEONE. it's the goddam "godfather".