Just when Metallica's ideas couldn't get any worse...

[ShadowOfDeath]

http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/download_this.html

my friend sent this to me. This has to be a joke, that or Metallica show's that rock bottom is still a long way down. If this is serious, this is the stupidest idea yet.

 

[MasterOLightning]

How could anyone with an eighth of a brain see that as anything other than a joke? It's not subtle at all.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Oh my god, you are a fucking IDIOT. Go back to your basement lair and only come out to perpetually release new achievements in the field of tr00bie abortion soundtracks.

 

[Donnie Darko]

BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere.

Thats a quite unfunny joke also. Napster happened 4 or so years ago, its time to move on

 

[NAD]

There was one Metallica joke that was really good, shit I don't remember what it was, but it said they were suing The Weather Channel for saying the word "lightning" too much, or something like that.

This joke sucked, a couple of years ago would've been okay. Oh jeez man, it's 4 fucking years old, pay 3 seconds of attention next time and you would've realized that.

/NEWS/2000/blahblah

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Wow that was so unbelievably unfunny, I really feel bad for anyone who laughed at that or thought it was real...

 

[Profanity]

How could anyone with an eighth of a brain see that as anything other than a joke? It's not subtle at all.

Someone who uses "stupidest" obviously has less ...

 

[XanderMahony]

It's not exactly right on the ball or the best offering from BBspot, but if you avoid mistaking it for the truth, it's not that bad

 

[Garloc]

well ain't that a knee slapper

 

[Morbid_Corpse]

"The 'Napster Begone' track is so long and so horrible that no one in their right mind would take the time to download it" Lars

I beg to differ.


That cant be real.

 

[The Grimace]

...and a 19 minute, one-question interview with drummer Lars Ulrich...

That's funny, I don't care who ya are.

 

[DavidP]

lol you seriously though that was real?

 

[Under The Oak]

Wow. Did you not see the "June 2nd" date above the title? Last I checked, June is a long way off from December.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Someone who uses "stupidest" obviously has less ...

It is a real word, you know.

 

[NAD]

Wow. Did you not see the "June 2nd" date above the title? Last I checked, June is a long way off from December.

June of 2000 is a lot further away than June of 2004. At least I'm pretty sure...

 

[anonymousnick2001]

The funny one was the patent on the "E, F chords" and the impending lawsuit against some band for using the progressions...done early this year or late last year. They set links up on MTV.com and the Metallica website. It almost fooled me, especially with the whole thing about the band being a real band(Underoath I think) and the tone of voice and defense being the exact kind Lars would use.

This one just flat-out sucked.

 

[Scourge of Malice]

"It's pretty horrible," said one critic, "Luckily I got it for free.

hahahahaha... if that was meant to be funny,

 

[Necroscythe]

wow, I love this year already.