"Just Wondering" Questions.

[lizard]

What if the Viking raiders had posessed kevlar?

 

[lizard]

What would happen if a weather forecast was ever more than 50% accurate?

 

[lizard]

What would have the world have been like if Pantera had returned to their glammy roots?

 

[NAD]

What would happen if I walked out on my job and never came back?

 

[NAD]

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN lF UM STARTED FUCKING WORKING RIGHT AGAIN!?!?!?

UM = women

 

[lizard]

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN lF UM STARTED FUCKING

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could put up with the glitches easily if UM offered virtual sexual favors.

 

[NAD]

Yeah if UM was sucking me off right now, I'd totally look past everything wrong with it.

 

[lizard]

what if our pets could speak our languages...

on second thought maybe not a good idea

 

[NAD]

What if this really happened?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1517&e=7&u=/afp/afplifestylejordan

 

[lizard]

Omg Omg What If ?!???!?

 

[NAD]

!!!!

But I AM a pretty princess!!!

When asked by the manager to leave the store, One Inch Man squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

what if there was no wonder of excrement to behold?

 

[NAD]

What if this:

was lizard and his wife!

 

[lizard]

the old geezer who lives down the way from me lets his dogs shit all around the garages and doesn't clean it up. he has a "W" sticker on his car. I hate him.

 

[lizard]

What if this:

was lizard and his wife!

if that was me and my wife my left claw/hand would be resting posessively on her left buttock.

 

[lizard]

what if we lived in a world where this sort of thing was unknown? (yes I know its a repeat but it is H I L A R I O U S !!!

Filling a Niche. So To Speak.

"AbsorbShun: Natural vaginal wetness solution. Make the vagina tight"

See, apparently when they get aroused, women produce lubrication, and this can ruin sex. But if your vagina is dry, you can drive men crazy! {"Do you want to drive men wild with a tighter vagina?")

Here, let's let Cynthia, whose product this is, tell us more about it:

(you lucky bald headed stiff, getting to play hide the salami with teh hottt Cynthia!)

Hi Ladies,

I had the same excess moisture problem you have. Then I discovered AbsorbShun natural powder. Now lovemaking is wonderful again!

 

[NAD]

I can't believe that is an actual product. to that.

What if People magazine's cover story this month, Sex and the Single Mom, featured Kirstie Alley instead of Teri Hatcher?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hah lubrication. during menstruation i discovered that the sex slime comes out of a gland thats pretty low down there. i mean, being corked up, yet still being slimy, and not bleeding everywhere. cool.

 

[lizard]

gah!

Nad: there is indeed another wonder potion: Spur-M!

February 02, 2005
This should go pretty well with your AbsorbShun®

We bring you: SPUR-M!

SPUR-M is the only site to offer an all natural male enhancement formula that is proven to increase your volume by up to 500%. Our highly potent, volume enhancing formula will give our results in days and comes with an impressive 100% guarantee. Imagine the difference (look and feel) between dribbling your cum compared to shooting out burst after burst. Try SPUR-M now! and with our money back guarantee you have absolutely nothing to lose!

This post is dedicated to reaching the bottom of the barrel and continuing to dig.

 

[NAD]

500% increase. That can't be fucking healthy. That's probably the shit that Peter North uses. Actually I've heard of slipping some to your buddy on a night you know he'll get laid and let the carnage ensue, haha.

If you want to shoot a bigger than usual load you know what works for me? Not getting laid for awhile.