Kay jewlers commercials make me want to fucking shoot myself
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dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
But how can they NOT make you want to shell out yur hard-earned money to put a microscopic mineral deposit on the hand of a woman who'll leave you in about a month?
(bah, i just hear them on the radio ... what is it now, a soft jazz-reggae singer doing the vocals over a watered-down porno soundtrack?)
(bah, i just hear them on the radio ... what is it now, a soft jazz-reggae singer doing the vocals over a watered-down porno soundtrack?)
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
Loner
In Despise
Buying expensive jewelry to "show your love" is fucking retarded, I agree. If you're gonna dump that much cash into something, why not buy something practical that will actually be used?
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dreaming neon darkspot
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LORD_RED_DRAGON
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WHY IS IT THAT THE MOST EXPENSIVE DRESS YOU COULD EVER POSSIBLY BUY IS A DRESS THAT YOU'LL ONLY WEAR ONCE??? THAT IS A WASTE OF MONEY EVEN MORE ASININE THAN THE RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE WEDDING RINGS
I ALWAYS WANTED TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE THE ONE IN A WEDDING DRESS (LIKE DENNIS RODMAN) BUT THEY ARE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE THAT IF I EVER HAD THE CASH OF BEING ABLE TO ACTUALLY BUY ONE I'D WEAR THAT GODDAMM THING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
I ALWAYS WANTED TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE THE ONE IN A WEDDING DRESS (LIKE DENNIS RODMAN) BUT THEY ARE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE THAT IF I EVER HAD THE CASH OF BEING ABLE TO ACTUALLY BUY ONE I'D WEAR THAT GODDAMM THING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
neal
wizard in black
ginamarina
i kill eggs. sue me.
LORD_RED_DRAGON said:
got mine for $30 at an after-prom sale at the mall
It was cheaper than my ex's tux was - lol. I might use it one halloween after being creative with it.... something along weiland's "break your neck with diamond noose" type of theme 
ginamarina
i kill eggs. sue me.
ginamarina
i kill eggs. sue me.
Wolftribe said:
You know, it wasn't until last year when I finally got it...... "Every kiss begins with K(ay).........". And now I'm stupid enough to admit it to everyone....
heehee I guess I wasn't looking for a "deeper meaning" in a stupid commercial! I hate valentines day, well, except if there is chocolate.....
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"happy valentines day sweetheart... may our love last as long as this box of chocolates.... shall we go to bed first?"
LORD_RED_DRAGON
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CHOCOLATE > VALENTINE'S DAYginamarina said:I hate valentines day, well, except if there is chocolate.....
Reminiscence
Oblique and Nebulous
I save myself the problem of having to endure shitty commercials by not watching TV. It's an insanely simple solution, really. TV=ballz. Oh, I watch 24 of course, but that is only because it is hard to stop after 5 years.
lizard
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given that the diamond giant de Beers is basically a monopoly, and the price of diamonds is manipulated by withholding millions of them from the market, diamonds as even just as an investment is stupid. and if your marriage/relationship depends on the price of jewelry, then you're already fucked.
Lord Foul
I don't spank men
Diamonds are not a stable form of Carbon; they convert to graphite very slowly. Get your girl a #2 pencil instead 
Lord Foul said:Diamonds are not a stable form of Carbon; they convert to graphite very slowly. Get your girl a #2 pencil instead
oh yeah,she would be delighted with such a practical gift...:Spin:
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Lord Foul said:Diamonds are not a stable form of Carbon; they convert to graphite very slowly. Get your girl a #2 pencil instead
It's true!
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