minxnim
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i wonder if i cross reference "gobi death worm anal" with our health and sex library here if i'd come up with something?
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lizard
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"Mackerle and his colleagues befriended some Mongolian nomads who were willing to discuss the death worm, after a couple of bottles of Mongolian vodka loosened their tongues. They said that the worm squirts an acidic liquid that immediately makes anything it touches turn yellow and corroded. The nomads also said that the color yellow attracts the Allghoi khorkhoi. They told a story of a young boy who was playing outside with a yellow toy box, a death worm crawled inside. When the boy touched the worm, he was killed instantly. The boy's parents found his body and a wavy trail leading away in the sand. They knew what had happened and followed the trail to kill the worm, but it killed them instead.
Mackerle's group also encountered an old woman named Puret who reluctantly agreed to discuss the worm. "I have never personally seen the Allghoi khorkhoi," she said, "but I have heard much about it. It is said to move about under the sand, and when it wants to kill someone, it moves half its length out of the sand. It starts to inflate. The bubble on its body keeps getting larger, and, in the end, the poison squirts out from it.""
once again I must reiterate, my anal cavity is a no death worm zone.
Mackerle's group also encountered an old woman named Puret who reluctantly agreed to discuss the worm. "I have never personally seen the Allghoi khorkhoi," she said, "but I have heard much about it. It is said to move about under the sand, and when it wants to kill someone, it moves half its length out of the sand. It starts to inflate. The bubble on its body keeps getting larger, and, in the end, the poison squirts out from it.""
once again I must reiterate, my anal cavity is a no death worm zone.
coelacanth_M
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gah, they revealed the secret: this is why all asian people are yellow! and corroded? this is why we approve of midget sex cannibals, too.
in any case, see? the gobi death worm is the best. nothing beats him. not even the tsuchinoko.
minxnim
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coelacanth_M
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xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
coelacanth_M
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xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
coelacanth_M
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lizard
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coelacanth_M
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coelacanth_M
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no fucking way dude.
"i'm japanese" is the best excuse for EVERYTHING.
accidently stutter? "sorry, i'm japanese."
eat moles/drink urine? "it's because i'm japanese."accidently trip on the sidewalk and/or over a giant stuffed animal? "sorry, i'm japanese."
your friends find an enormous collection of japanese superhero porn on your computer?
"everyone in japan has this sort of thing on their computers. doh."
best excuse, hands down.
"i'm japanese" is the best excuse for EVERYTHING.
accidently stutter? "sorry, i'm japanese."
eat moles/drink urine? "it's because i'm japanese."accidently trip on the sidewalk and/or over a giant stuffed animal? "sorry, i'm japanese."
your friends find an enormous collection of japanese superhero porn on your computer?
"everyone in japan has this sort of thing on their computers. doh."
best excuse, hands down.
lizard
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you've got me thinking....with people I don't know I could affect a teutonic accent and plead ignorance!
"Entschuldigung sie mir bitte. Can you please help to give me?"
"Entschuldigung sie mir bitte. Can you please help to give me?"
coelacanth_M
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exactly!
you've now got the hang of it.
it helps alot if you omit direct objects from your everyday speech. i especially enjoy how it makes everything seem ambiguous.
you should use!
you've now got the hang of it.
it helps alot if you omit direct objects from your everyday speech. i especially enjoy how it makes everything seem ambiguous.
you should use!
minxnim
meow
minxnim
meow
'sorry i shot your mom. i'm italian'
'sorry i stabbed you. my grandmother is dominican'
'sorry i'm on drugs my grandfather is 1/2 black'
'sorry i stabbed you. my grandmother is dominican'
'sorry i'm on drugs my grandfather is 1/2 black'
lizard
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yeah also, change the normally accepted sentence structure around. so instead of saying,
"say, do you have a light?"
say instead"
"hallo, do you a light have to give me?"
or
"a frosty tall glass of urine delicious would be to me!"
"say, do you have a light?"
say instead"
"hallo, do you a light have to give me?"
or
"a frosty tall glass of urine delicious would be to me!"
