Kellogg's All-Bran appreciation thread

[FerretallicA]

Who else has taken the 2 week All-Bran Challenge and now feels more regular?

Show some love

 

[Taliwakker]

Ferret Hinch

 

[Shadow298]

and that's all I currently have to say on the matter.

 

[FerretallicA]

No love!?!?

 

[Shadow298]

No love!?!?

love like Fndamental Christians for Homosexuals.

If there is anyone, no one is mentioning it for fear of being cast out.

 

[FerretallicA]

I don't see what's to be ashamed of. Thanks to All-Bran my bowels have gone from being a digestive traffic jam to a well oiled machine without any input from Pyro.

 

[Shadow298]

I don't see what's to be ashamed of. Thanks to All-Bran my bowels have gone from being a digestive traffic jam to a well oiled machine without any input from Pyro.

to be honest, I haven't eaten All-Bran in years and really used to like.

just don't really go through cereals like I used to.

they have one with fruit chunks don't they?

 

[whoneedstherapy]

I don't see what's to be ashamed of. Thanks to All-Bran my bowels have gone from being a digestive traffic jam to a well oiled machine without any input from Pyro.

my regular intake of dodgy food while drunk takes care of this function on a weekly basis. Just 1 serving and you'll be cleaned out.

 

[sadisticsatyr]

I have found drinking extra water throughout the day to be sufficient...thankfully

 

[FerretallicA]

Let it be known that combing the All-Bran Challenge with consistant mid-week binge drinking results in some of the most devastating bogs ever unleashed upon mankind.

 

[Stormster]

You're a laugh ferret

As for All-Bran, trying to be a health nut, it is good for you, but fuck it tastes like shit.

 

[StephenSLR]

As for All-Bran, trying to be a health nut, it is good for you, but fuck it tastes like shit.

Then go the Sultana Bran.

Daily fruit and water throughout the day should keep you regular though if stuck (so to speak) I hear a good method of unblocking is a sliver of soap up the poophole. You'll be freewheel burnin in no time.

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[metal evilution]

"Make way i'm a cereal killer gonna bury you today"

 

[Rick]

Then go the Sultana Bran.

Daily fruit and water throughout the day should keep you regular though if stuck (so to speak) I hear a good method of unblocking is a sliver of soap up the poophole. You'll be freewheel burnin in no time.

s

Now that's a mental image i could have done without. I think i'll stick with natural laxatives like prune juice if i ever run into that problem.

 

[Captain_Metal]

Cereal is for poofs! Hahahaha just kidding guys! Nothin like a bit of the old cornflakes for brekkie before a hard days slog. breakfest of champions!

 

[FerretallicA]

Hear ye, hear ye: the love affair is over and fiber is no longer my friend!

All hail breakfast cereal with flavour

On a slightly less positive note*, it looks like we're back to multi-flush floaters.

*At least for my housemate Reardo.

 

[Pyro]

"Input". Ferret, big shame 99% of the world doesn't get 99% of you.