kitties can have names?

1) John, Paul, Ringo, Bucket-of-Fish
2) Lemon Curry?
3) Sir Reginald Traftson of Cornwall Who is Perhaps Better Known As The Queen's Original ButterChurner But Lost That Post Because the Damned Brat Prince Pissed In It While It Was In The Kitchen And No One Had The Gall To Stand Up Until They Nearly Executed Him And The Butler's Midwife Finally Screamed, Nearly Getting the Axe Herself Until The Queen Realized She Was Her Long Lost Daughter But Then The Girl Married Reginald And Was Disowned. I Like Beans.