Krigloch ---

Krilons Resa

Krilons Resa

Jerry's married?!
Nov 7, 2002
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Inside dorian's gym bag.
Krigloch = Urlinguald

Urlinguald: fuck you
Berube 684: you wish you fat my pals!
Urlinguald: yeah...
Berube 684: yeah, eat more pancakes
Berube 684: jaba
Urlinguald: ya
Berube 684: .....no!
Berube 684: wanna trade my halburd for your fire sickle?
Urlinguald: ya
Berube 684: sweet + attack
Berube 684: !
Berube 684: do you have any idea who i am?
Urlinguald: tom from radio shack
Berube 684: Tom Berube?
Urlinguald: yeah
Berube 684: youre pretty good
Berube 684: why dont you like me?
Urlinguald: because you fucked up my pickups
Urlinguald: duh
Berube 684: dude, they wer efucked up to begin with!!!!
Urlinguald: yeah but you were supposed to fix them
Berube 684: well, you cant turn shit into gold, now can you?
Urlinguald: i guess
Berube 684: man, i am not a magician, like in your dumb cpu games
Berube 684: i tried ok?
Urlinguald: yeah yeah yeah
Berube 684: what?!
Berube 684: youre acting like im the bad guy
Urlinguald: whatever, I took them into Larry at strings n things and he fixed em up
Berube 684: really>?
Urlinguald: yeah
Berube 684: how the hell did he fix em?
Urlinguald: he is good
Berube 684: damn, do you want some money?
Berube 684: unlike me?!
Urlinguald: yeah
Berube 684: you want money or unlike me?
Urlinguald: I dont want your money
Berube 684: what...is my money too good for you?
Berube 684: I fucked up, and im sorry
Urlinguald: no, im just not like you
Berube 684: wtf is that supposed to mean?!
Urlinguald: dont worry about it
Berube 684: man, im gonna FUCK you up next time I see you
Urlinguald: good
Berube 684: mark my words
Berube 684: im fucking serious you fuckign cunt
Urlinguald: kickass
Berube 684: be afraid
Berube 684: wouldnt be surprised if your fat momma and poppa arent gonna be crying over your grave
Urlinguald: oh I am
Berube 684: youre lucky you cut your hair
Urlinguald: whys that
Berube 684: dude, dont thin ki cantbreak into your house thruough your side door
Berube 684: its all too easy
Urlinguald: like I dont have swords placed in the right spot to cut your ass!
Berube 684: swords? hahhahaha
Berube 684: so i can shit better>?
Berube 684: i have a .38 cal ....dont worry, ill get you
Urlinguald: those dont hurt
Berube 684: ill let the whole town know
Berube 684: swords, youre a fucking nerd
Urlinguald: yeah
Berube 684: i cant wait to trash your house...just wait...anything and evreything is mine
Urlinguald: cool we go on a picnic together
Berube 684: haha just wait you fat fuck
Berube 684: like my money isnt good to you
Urlinguald: your money sucks!
Berube 684: anyways...dont worry. Blaylock told me everything.
Urlinguald: how do you know him?
Berube 684: like i said, dont worry
Berube 684: its game time fucker
Urlinguald: good bring it!
Berube 684: youll see
Berube 684: haha
Berube 684: i love it
Urlinguald: what
Berube 684: ill break that ugly fucking thing over head
Berube 684: and shove them pickup sup your ass
Berube 684: fat fuck
Urlinguald: like I havent had worse up my ass
Berube 684: I wouldnt doubt it
Berube 684: NOBODY FUCKS WITH TOM!!!!!
Urlinguald: we'll see
Berube 684: yeah, come to RS and see
Berube 684: me and my boys will make you eat wiring
Urlinguald: fuck that place
Urlinguald: I'll burn that mother down
Berube 684: you jealous of my friends?
Berube 684: do it...i dare you
Berube 684: id love to see your face on the daily news
Urlinguald: yeah right
Berube 684: FATFUCK BURNS DOWN RADIOSHACK
Urlinguald: i'll do it
Berube 684: yeah okay, you gonna summon Thor the mighty war god? you idiot
Urlinguald: i doubt that
Berube 684: you prob would you fucking cornhole
Berube 684: RARRR!
Berube 684: hey, i admit, i know what was really wrong with your pickups....i just dont like you...and WANTED to fuck them up hahahha
Berube 684: jokes on YOU
Urlinguald: yeah billy told me not to take it there because of faggots like you
Berube 684: clown
Berube 684: tell Billy to tell me that himself
Berube 684: Ill make him eat his own ass
Urlinguald: he'll fucking kill you. he is a green belt
Berube 684: OOOoOoOOoOOO
Berube 684: GREEN BELT KARATE DANIEL_SON!
Berube 684: that shit aint nuttin in the streets
Urlinguald: you dont even know
Urlinguald: im going to sleep.
Berube 684: fuck you
Berube 684: Ill choke you with a green belt
Urlinguald signed off at 1:28:46 AM.
 
wait what?
Berube 684: wanna trade my halburd for your fire sickle?
Urlinguald: ya
Berube 684: sweet + attack
Berube 684: !
Berube 684: do you have any idea who i am?
Urlinguald: tom from radio shack
Berube 684: Tom Berube?
Urlinguald: yeah
Berube 684: youre pretty good
Berube 684: why dont you like me?
Urlinguald: because you fucked up my pickups
Urlinguald: duh
Berube 684: dude, they wer efucked up to begin with!!!!
Urlinguald: yeah but you were supposed to fix them
Berube 684: well, you cant turn shit into gold, now can you?
Urlinguald: i guess
Berube 684: man, i am not a magician, like in your dumb cpu games
Berube 684: i tried ok?
Urlinguald: yeah yeah yeah
Berube 684: what?!
Berube 684: youre acting like im the bad guy
Urlinguald: whatever, I took them into Larry at strings n things and he fixed em up
Berube 684: really>?
Urlinguald: yeah
Berube 684: how the hell did he fix em?
Urlinguald: he is good
Berube 684: damn, do you want some money?
Berube 684: unlike me?!
Urlinguald: yeah
Berube 684: you want money or unlike me?
Urlinguald: I dont want your money
Berube 684: what...is my money too good for you?
Berube 684: I fucked up, and im sorry
Urlinguald: no, im just not like you
Berube 684: wtf is that supposed to mean?!
Urlinguald: dont worry about it
Berube 684: man, im gonna FUCK you up next time I see you
Urlinguald: good
Berube 684: mark my words
Berube 684: im fucking serious you fuckign cunt
Urlinguald: kickass
Berube 684: be afraid
Berube 684: wouldnt be surprised if your fat momma and poppa arent gonna be crying over your grave
Urlinguald: oh I am
Berube 684: youre lucky you cut your hair
Urlinguald: whys that
Berube 684: dude, dont thin ki cantbreak into your house thruough your side door
Berube 684: its all too easy
Urlinguald: like I dont have swords placed in the right spot to cut your ass!
Berube 684: swords? hahhahaha
Berube 684: so i can shit better>?
Berube 684: i have a .38 cal ....dont worry, ill get you
Urlinguald: those dont hurt
Berube 684: ill let the whole town know
Berube 684: swords, youre a fucking nerd
Urlinguald: yeah
Berube 684: i cant wait to trash your house...just wait...anything and evreything is mine
Urlinguald: cool we go on a picnic together
Berube 684: haha just wait you fat fuck
Berube 684: like my money isnt good to you
Urlinguald: your money sucks!
Berube 684: anyways...dont worry. Blaylock told me everything.
Urlinguald: how do you know him?
Berube 684: like i said, dont worry
Berube 684: its game time fucker
Urlinguald: good bring it!
Berube 684: youll see
Berube 684: haha
Berube 684: i love it
Urlinguald: what
Berube 684: ill break that ugly fucking thing over head
Berube 684: and shove them pickup sup your ass
Berube 684: fat fuck
Urlinguald: like I havent had worse up my ass
Berube 684: I wouldnt doubt it
Berube 684: NOBODY FUCKS WITH TOM!!!!!
Urlinguald: we'll see
Berube 684: yeah, come to RS and see
Urlinguald: fuck that place
Berube 684: me and my boys will make you eat wiring
Urlinguald: I'll burn that mother down
Berube 684: you jealous of my friends?
Berube 684: do it...i dare you
Berube 684: id love to see your face on the daily news
Urlinguald: yeah right
Berube 684: FATFUCK BURNS DOWN RADIOSHACK
Urlinguald: i'll do it
Berube 684: yeah okay, you gonna summon Thor the mighty war god? you idiot
Urlinguald: i doubt that
Berube 684: you prob would you fucking cornhole
Berube 684: RARRR!
Berube 684: hey, i admit, i know what was really wrong with your pickups....i just dont like you...and WANTED to fuck them up hahahha
Berube 684: jokes on YOU
Urlinguald: yeah billy told me not to take it there because of faggots like you
Berube 684: clown
Berube 684: tell Billy to tell me that himself
Berube 684: Ill make him eat his own ass
Urlinguald: he'll fucking kill you. he is a green belt
Berube 684: OOOoOoOOoOOO
Berube 684: GREEN BELT KARATE DANIEL_SON!
Berube 684: that shit aint nuttin in the streets
Urlinguald: you dont even know
Urlinguald: im going to sleep.
Berube 684: fuck you
 
Urlinguald: yeah thats what happens when they are hot
ArderaSiempre: ick
ArderaSiempre: I'm calling you Krigsack from now on
Urlinguald: ok. I love my balls. and you should too
ArderaSiempre: ew
ArderaSiempre: why the hell would I love your balls?
ArderaSiempre: That's like me saying you should love my ass hair.
Urlinguald: did you just compare my beautiful balls to asshair?
ArderaSiempre: My ass hair is of the highest pedigree
Urlinguald: hmm
ArderaSiempre: And your balls ain't beautiful
ArderaSiempre: =)
Urlinguald: lol
Urlinguald: go to bed.
 
Susperia said:
Urlinguald: yeah thats what happens when they are hot
ArderaSiempre: ick
ArderaSiempre: I'm calling you Krigsack from now on
Urlinguald: ok. I love my balls. and you should too
ArderaSiempre: ew
ArderaSiempre: why the hell would I love your balls?
ArderaSiempre: That's like me saying you should love my ass hair.
Urlinguald: did you just compare my beautiful balls to asshair?
ArderaSiempre: My ass hair is of the highest pedigree
Urlinguald: hmm
ArderaSiempre: And your balls ain't beautiful
ArderaSiempre: =)
Urlinguald: lol
Urlinguald: go to bed.
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Thomas:
har ikke orket å rydde opp, ligger fortsatt i senga
Henrik:
jeg våknet kl 10
Henrik:
fikk ikke sove
Henrik:
sliter alltid med søvn morgenen etter en kule
Henrik:
hater det
Thomas:
jeg også
Thomas:
sliter veldig med det
Thomas:
men klarer ikke stå opp
Thomas:
i tillegg så har min bror fått et munnspill som han holdt meg våken med
 
Which is better, Doomcifer at giving album recommendations or Doomcifer drunk on the internet? I can't decide.
 
BrntBeer: wow i just shit myself
Urlinguald: yes!
BrntBeer: if i had more time i woulda taken pictures
BrntBeer: yeah i just had a horseshoe,
BrntBeer: ill explain more in a sec
BrntBeer: brb
Urlinguald: lol

BrntBeer: i went to westwoods for dinner
BrntBeer: horseshoe, some wings
BrntBeer: bad idea
BrntBeer: left feeling stuffed but pissed because it was gross..got to my car and pulled out my keys, let a MASSIVE fart rip. At this point i was proud but sad no one was around to hear it. Got home and was talking to monk, was walking around just chatting, i was like "sweet another fart"
BrntBeer: BLOOOSSHHH
BrntBeer: shit
BrntBeer: "olol!!1!!! monk i just shit myself"
BrntBeer: i kinda gallop to the bathroom
BrntBeer: no one else is home
Urlinguald: sweet!
BrntBeer: i go "oh god i gotta go"
BrntBeer: the shit is running down my leg
BrntBeer: BrntBeer: it stayed in boxers
BrntBeer: i try to take off my pants knowing it might get on my pants and not just boxers
BrntBeer: i assess the damage
BrntBeer: shit had spread down both legs, little bit on the right...like two or four inches...down the left leg like 12, it was right on the brink of my shorts, good call gunk
Urlinguald: haha
BrntBeer: i sit down and smear shit all over the seat, i dont even care im laughing histaricly, thinking im god.
BrntBeer: i'm like "whoa here comes more poop" and it sprays out and congeals into a solid, very cool, it formed like a shell of poop ontop of the mound of toilet paper used to get some out of my boxers
BrntBeer: im laughing still, i wipe my legs and start the shower and just throw my boxers in there, laughing
BrntBeer: i pour some soap on them and scrub, the water is brown and going down the drain. This is good and im happy. i jump in and clean the boxers and toss them in hamper and i clean the poop from my legs.

BrntBeer: Urlinguald: I really hate you
BrntBeer: i get out and it smells like shit..god i didn't flush. so i flush and i see shit crusted on the seat and i know someone's coming home soon, laura dac and paul. so i take some chlorox or some bleach and just pour it everywhere and it smells like that stuff now so i let the fan go and spray some cologna
BrntBeer: im naked walking to my room and laura comes home, good game
BrntBeer: imagine if i was at westwoods just trying to fart
BrntBeer: game over
Urlinguald: wicked
BrntBeer: people woulda thought it was big foots dick
Urlinguald: god dammit
 
Berube 684: my pals with alehorns rule
Urlinguald: is that possible?
Berube 684: no
Berube 684: thats why they rule
Berube 684: cuz my pals dont rule
Urlinguald: true.
Berube 684: so my pals with alehorns, which is impossible, rules
Berube 684: very logical
Urlinguald: yeah, so deep
Berube 684: indeed
Berube 684: thats my nightly nugget of truth
Berube 684: youre welcome
Urlinguald: mmm nuggets
Berube 684: indeed
Berube 684: i should get fat on some nuggets
Urlinguald: theres cat vomit that needs cleaned up. I really dont wanna do it
Berube 684: hey, we have something in common
Berube 684: my cat just went "oomf oomf oomf oomf PUKE"
Urlinguald: awesoem
Berube 684: fuck him
Berube 684: ill let him get hungry and eat his own puke and clean up the residue
Berube 684: with oxyclean of course
Berube 684: fcuker wants to eat too fast he can suffer
Urlinguald: cool
Berube 684: if you say so
Berube 684: whats your favorite hot plate?
Urlinguald: ?
Berube 684: do I stutter in my typing?
Berube 684: Whats your favorite hot plate?
Urlinguald: wtf is a hot plate
Berube 684: wanna find out?
Urlinguald: *sigh*
Berube 684: c'maaan
Berube 684: you must have eaten at least a few hot plates in your time
Berube 684: wtf
Berube 684: @
Berube 684: !
Berube 684: its self explanatory
Urlinguald: yeah, I have taken a few hotplates but could never withstand the steam.

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