Kristiansen Lasse

[ColdDarkNord]

Why the fuck he hate Russia?
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[ColdDarkNord]

U told me that u don't like to visit us! So u hate Russia!
And offcorse I wrote ur name right cos I just copied it from ur details!

 

[ColdDarkNord]

Brazil? Where is many many wild monkeys?

 

[ColdDarkNord]

What da fuck u miss there? Jungles gonna kick ur north arse!

 

[ColdDarkNord]

U wish!
There are ugliest ones in the world! U must find something better in Russia!!!

 

[ColdDarkNord]

I have to find a pix of this brazlian whores.. Sorry, u will be kicked out by their outfit! Something between ugly and ugliest u knew!

 

[ColdDarkNord]

U ever seen my wife?

 

[ColdDarkNord]

here is normal ppl from brazil, check em out:
http://www.ci.saint-paul.mn.us/depts/police/wanted.html

 

[ColdDarkNord]

 

[Sonm]

He just has seen Russia only in his TV, moreover without glasses!
So he can be exused! Coz I know that's pretty annoying to wear glasses all the time! And when you want to relax and take them off those CNN ass holes start to show Russia! Or maybe Hearse has a bad TV which is still from the Cold War Age thus it keeps on showing crappy things. Hey Hearse better throw it away and buy a new one! People are so naive sometimes! They think they can change something just by turning on a different channel! They always forget that their televison is still the same!!!!!!!

 

[ColdDarkNord]

Lasse whines because he wasn't born in the Brazillian jungle, and there's no tv there either. They even call people who wear glasses "4 eyes".

 

[ColdDarkNord]

no fucking way!

 

[Sonm]

Heeeeeeey!!!!! Lasse!!!!! Ivan doesn't speak English!!! He speaks Ivanglish! Don't you see that?? It is a unique dialect only the choooooooooosen ones can fully understand!!!!

I adore this dialect!!!

Ekskyus mi, cen ay bay e capl ov birs?

 

[Sonm]

Sou Lasse yu forsd mi tu spik zis wey. So ay spik zis wey sins nau!!

 

[Sonm]

Originally posted by Hearse
hahaha yee iz actyälly weri iisi.
sö, wen u konna du gigs in this wey?

Zat iz jast damn greyt wey tu spik!!! Ay sink we gouing tu pley qwayt sun, ekchualli uan gig iz olredi konfyormd. Samsing in Desemba probabli 25 or 26! Ay wil kip yu informd!
Chirs!

 

[ColdDarkNord]

ja ja xxxxrizmasss

Originally posted by ColdDarkNord

 

[Berserk]

Väl, simz laik ju päls start tu juz Ångarsk diolekt in hir... Ekzactli ze Inglicsh vershön ov it... Ai kän du zät tu!

 

[Sonm]

Originally posted by Berserk
Väl, simz laik ju päls start tu juz Ångarsk diolekt in hir... Ekzactli ze Inglicsh vershön ov it... Ai kän du zät tu!

Wel, zat is veri veri gud!

 

[Demona]

what have you done to the English languge?????!!!!!



*faints*

 

[Sonm]

That's Ivanglish, yeeeeeeeeha!!!!!
SCHLPSCHLPSCHLPSCHLP!!!!!