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Berserk
I am Them...
Berserk
I am Them...
Rusty
A-HAHAHA!
Wow, Hearsie gets his own thread. First time for everything. 
Has anyone seen our (me and Lassie, I mean) reviews of The Winter Solstice??
Has anyone seen our (me and Lassie, I mean) reviews of The Winter Solstice??
Sonm
Curse You All Men...
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Nope we haven't... The only thing I see so far is a huge bottom right above my head... I can feel its shivering buttocks and feel the rising pressure of a farting wave... Unbelievably horrifying roar of the fartexplosion throws me down... I am deaf and blind... and I am going to become an anchorite... to concentrate and maybe to find and explanation WHY THE GUYS FROM EARACHE HATE ME!!! COZ I HAVE EXPLAINED THEM BILLION TIMES - I AM NOT SoMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMnnnnnn I am SooooNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! FUUUUCK!!!
They said they got it and they have removed that idiotic picture with two me and Anth... Look at this fucking beautiful pic now!! IT ROCKS!!!
Anth , Omin and fucking Me!! So the lineup is as always
SoMMMMMMMMn - vocals
Omin - guitars
Anth - bass...
Well i need to meet that ass hole SoMn and kick his ass for being me, taking my money from Earache, and doing vocals instead of me coz IT IS ME WHO HAS FOUND THE BAND, IT IS ME WHO WRITES 80% of Music and IT IS ME WHO IS DOING VOCALS IN THAT ASS GOD DAMNED BAND CALLED
Fucking stinky disgusting burned forest stream of shit
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!!!!
Fuck this world
Fuck my life
Fuck everything around
Fuck the fucking way everything goes....
And somebody was wondering about what do I mean saying FS is an extraordinary band... Of coz it is extraordinary band
Coz no band has a guy which doesn't exsist!!!!
Fuck you Somn< I hate you ass hole... you are about to ruin my life, so I am gonna kill you wherever you are!!!!
They said they got it and they have removed that idiotic picture with two me and Anth... Look at this fucking beautiful pic now!! IT ROCKS!!!
Anth , Omin and fucking Me!! So the lineup is as always
SoMMMMMMMMn - vocals
Omin - guitars
Anth - bass...
Well i need to meet that ass hole SoMn and kick his ass for being me, taking my money from Earache, and doing vocals instead of me coz IT IS ME WHO HAS FOUND THE BAND, IT IS ME WHO WRITES 80% of Music and IT IS ME WHO IS DOING VOCALS IN THAT ASS GOD DAMNED BAND CALLED
Fucking stinky disgusting burned forest stream of shit
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!!!!
Fuck this world
Fuck my life
Fuck everything around
Fuck the fucking way everything goes....
And somebody was wondering about what do I mean saying FS is an extraordinary band... Of coz it is extraordinary band
Coz no band has a guy which doesn't exsist!!!!
Fuck you Somn< I hate you ass hole... you are about to ruin my life, so I am gonna kill you wherever you are!!!!
Sonm
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Originally posted by rustymetal
Wow, Hearsie gets his own thread. First time for everything.
Has anyone seen our (me and Lassie, I mean) reviews of The Winter Solstice??
Hm... I didn't find that.. the only thing I have found is the picture of Hearse!
Rusty
A-HAHAHA!
You've seen a pic of Hearse?? You poor thing. I couldn't sleep soundly for weeks after I first saw him, the nightmares were just too vivid. Just remember this, SoNNNNNm, it's only a picture, it can't hurt you. You may get over it. I thank my lucky stars that I did.Oh yeh, the reviews are on the famous Review Bands/Songs thread, here. Hearse's is about two-thirds of the way down, mine is further towards the bottom. You also get to see Hearse's Famous Stats.
Rusty
A-HAHAHA!
Sonm
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Originally posted by rustymetal
Yes, clearly the start of my username is "rusty", and people insist on typing "rysty" instead.
They type rysty in case they are dummy
Hearse. I ve seen the pic where there is nothing except you face... rather big I must admit. it takes about 90% of the whole picture and looks finnish. I was going to have a heart attack but forunately bumbed into the message of rustymetal! So he's saved my life
You both rock guys!!
Rusty
A-HAHAHA!
Was this the picture:Originally posted by Sonm
They type rysty in case they are dummy
Hearse. I ve seen the pic where there is nothing except you face... rather big I must admit. it takes about 90% of the whole picture and looks finnish. I was going to have a heart attack but forunately bumbed into the message of rustymetal! So he's saved my life
You both rock guys!!
If not, you've got the wrong man!! Hearse sometimes posts false pictures of himself on the boards, trying to make out that he's a normal person.
Excuse me, Hearsie, but what it this you're listening to??
Sonm
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Oh noooo!!! Why did you put all those disgAAAARHsting things?!! Noooo!!!!! What have you done to Hearse?? Ohhh man I can not sleep now.... brrrrrrrrr....
HEARSE!!! HOLD ON MAN!! WE'LL SAVE YA!! HOLD ON!!! DO YOU HEAR ME??!! HEARSE!! I KKNOW WHAT KIND OF SPELL HE USED!! HOLD ON MAN!!!! WE'LL GET HIM!!!
HEARSE!!! HOLD ON MAN!! WE'LL SAVE YA!! HOLD ON!!! DO YOU HEAR ME??!! HEARSE!! I KKNOW WHAT KIND OF SPELL HE USED!! HOLD ON MAN!!!! WE'LL GET HIM!!!
Berserk
I am Them...
THE CHANTED FACES (faerie play in 3, nope, four acts)
Persons represented:
Hearse, an insane finnish.
Al Rusty Met, an evil arabian wizard.
Sonm, a dwarven hero.
Berserk, a bezerk.
Omin, a black wizards.
ColdDarkKarlsson, flying one..
Act one.
Hearse is sitting at his house and listening to Forest Stream.
H: The life is greate, especially when you have beer..
Comes to fridge and takes the bottle of beer. Opens it and drinks with a pleasure read on his face.
H: Yeah, that's much better...
A flash of light and Al Rusty Met appears in smoke..
ARM: Cough-cough... I got to stop smoking or else I'll die of that smoke.. Shaitan, I don't see anything...
The smoke clears and Al Rusty Met sees Hearse at last.
H: Who the hell are you? And what the fuck are you doing here?
ARM: What? Uhhh.. I forgot, just a minute... Ah, I remember now.. Cough-cough.. I AM THE GREATEST WIZARD OF THE EAST, LORD OF JINIES AND IFFRITIES, MASTER OF SANDS AND WATERS AND SO ON..
H: And?
ARM: What?
H: What the fuck does it mean to me?
ARM: I don't know, I just wanted to appear somewhere randomly and found myself here.. You must be afraid of me, I am so great!
H: What are you talking about? Maybe I shouldn't drink so much...
ARM: How dare you to talk to me this way? I will punish thee for that...
He casts a spell:
"You'll live and die without hope
I tramp you down in a river of death
As I stand here now, my heart is black
I want you to die a lonely man"
Hearse is changing and now looks like the picture you've seen earlier..
H: What have you done to me asshole? Transform me back..
ARM: No way... He diasappears on smoke and flash of light.
H:Oh, what he has done, how I'll live now, what should I do..
END OF ACT I.
TO BE CONTINUED...
I'm too tired to write further, but you may write something too, pals.. We must save Hearse!
Persons represented:
Hearse, an insane finnish.
Al Rusty Met, an evil arabian wizard.
Sonm, a dwarven hero.
Berserk, a bezerk.
Omin, a black wizards.
ColdDarkKarlsson, flying one..
Act one.
Hearse is sitting at his house and listening to Forest Stream.
H: The life is greate, especially when you have beer..
Comes to fridge and takes the bottle of beer. Opens it and drinks with a pleasure read on his face.
H: Yeah, that's much better...
A flash of light and Al Rusty Met appears in smoke..
ARM: Cough-cough... I got to stop smoking or else I'll die of that smoke.. Shaitan, I don't see anything...
The smoke clears and Al Rusty Met sees Hearse at last.
H: Who the hell are you? And what the fuck are you doing here?
ARM: What? Uhhh.. I forgot, just a minute... Ah, I remember now.. Cough-cough.. I AM THE GREATEST WIZARD OF THE EAST, LORD OF JINIES AND IFFRITIES, MASTER OF SANDS AND WATERS AND SO ON..
H: And?
ARM: What?
H: What the fuck does it mean to me?
ARM: I don't know, I just wanted to appear somewhere randomly and found myself here.. You must be afraid of me, I am so great!
H: What are you talking about? Maybe I shouldn't drink so much...
ARM: How dare you to talk to me this way? I will punish thee for that...
He casts a spell:
"You'll live and die without hope
I tramp you down in a river of death
As I stand here now, my heart is black
I want you to die a lonely man"
Hearse is changing and now looks like the picture you've seen earlier..
H: What have you done to me asshole? Transform me back..
ARM: No way... He diasappears on smoke and flash of light.
H:Oh, what he has done, how I'll live now, what should I do..
END OF ACT I.
TO BE CONTINUED...
I'm too tired to write further, but you may write something too, pals.. We must save Hearse!
Berserk
I am Them...
Let's go on.... 
ACT II.
Hearse is sitting at his house and looks very sad..
Forest Stream continues to play and he sings it quetly... When he reaches Last Season Purity, he starts to sing a little louder:
Embrace me with a winter blizzard,
Give me the power of all the winds,
In the serenity of the endless woods,
Unite me with my shadow!
Suddenly, it becomes colder in the room, the whistle of wind is heard and in the snow blizzard appears dark figure in a horned helmet and with an axe in his hands.
H: Who else is brought here by northern hell.. Wait, you seems familiar to me..
The man with an axe: Yes, stupid zalupa, I am Sonm! I appeared here when you have subg a spell..
H: Oh, I should have recognized thee!
S: Yeah, but I don't recognize you.. What the huy are you doing in Hears'es home?
H: I AM Hearse...
S: Really?
H: Yeah...
S: Who the hell has done that with you?
H: I don't know.. Some Bin Laden-looking asshole appeard and cursed me...
S: Oh, shit, we must find him and save you... Let's go to the street.
They leave the house and find themself in the wood.. No sight of civilization..
H: How?..
S: Heh, that,s not a problem for the person who is familiar with a fifith dimension...
I want to ask the trees, they could tell me the answer if...
Another flash of light appears somewhere up and something big falls through the trees, braking branches and making terrible noise. It falls on Sonm, not letting him to end hais phrase.
H: I'm tired of that flashes... /boring/
S, rising up from the ground: I wander who could it be?
The man, who falled from the tree, opens his eyes and looks around in confusion..
S: Oh, devils, it's Berserk! How did you get uo here?
B: Ask someone else! I was sitting at home and playing guitar, then I appeared here on the very top of the tree. It surely broke and I falled here..
S: Anyway, we can't send you back, so you have to stay..
B, whispers to Sonm: And what the ugly guy is with you?
S: Ah, that's hearse, he was transformed by some evil motherfucker from East..
B: Hmm.. Shit.
H: Okay, I understand that you've got many things to discuss, but I want my face back as soon as possible!
S: Okay, let's go..
B: Where?
S: Anywhere, the forest is around us, so if we go straight, we'll come somewhere at last..
H, B: Okay...
And they strarted moving.. 2 days have passed and then they've seen something on the mountain, that was rising from the wood..
END OF ACT II
Write the end yourself, assholes, I'm tired..
ACT II.
Hearse is sitting at his house and looks very sad..
Forest Stream continues to play and he sings it quetly... When he reaches Last Season Purity, he starts to sing a little louder:Embrace me with a winter blizzard,
Give me the power of all the winds,
In the serenity of the endless woods,
Unite me with my shadow!
Suddenly, it becomes colder in the room, the whistle of wind is heard and in the snow blizzard appears dark figure in a horned helmet and with an axe in his hands.
H: Who else is brought here by northern hell.. Wait, you seems familiar to me..
The man with an axe: Yes, stupid zalupa, I am Sonm! I appeared here when you have subg a spell..
H: Oh, I should have recognized thee!
S: Yeah, but I don't recognize you.. What the huy are you doing in Hears'es home?
H: I AM Hearse...
S: Really?
H: Yeah...
S: Who the hell has done that with you?
H: I don't know.. Some Bin Laden-looking asshole appeard and cursed me...
S: Oh, shit, we must find him and save you... Let's go to the street.
They leave the house and find themself in the wood.. No sight of civilization..
H: How?..
S: Heh, that,s not a problem for the person who is familiar with a fifith dimension...
I want to ask the trees, they could tell me the answer if... Another flash of light appears somewhere up and something big falls through the trees, braking branches and making terrible noise. It falls on Sonm, not letting him to end hais phrase.
H: I'm tired of that flashes... /boring/
S, rising up from the ground: I wander who could it be?
The man, who falled from the tree, opens his eyes and looks around in confusion..
S: Oh, devils, it's Berserk! How did you get uo here?
B: Ask someone else! I was sitting at home and playing guitar, then I appeared here on the very top of the tree. It surely broke and I falled here..
S: Anyway, we can't send you back, so you have to stay..
B, whispers to Sonm: And what the ugly guy is with you?
S: Ah, that's hearse, he was transformed by some evil motherfucker from East..
B: Hmm.. Shit.
H: Okay, I understand that you've got many things to discuss, but I want my face back as soon as possible!
S: Okay, let's go..
B: Where?
S: Anywhere, the forest is around us, so if we go straight, we'll come somewhere at last..
H, B: Okay...
And they strarted moving.. 2 days have passed and then they've seen something on the mountain, that was rising from the wood..
END OF ACT II
Write the end yourself, assholes, I'm tired..
Berserk
I am Them...
Rusty
A-HAHAHA!
In the words of a great man.... WOO-HOO!!
Nice story, now I wanna see what makes Al Rusty Met change. I have a feeling he may be hypnotised by The Winter Solstice...
Its me should been fall from the top of the tree, Im fat like Carlsson but don't have a ventilator on my back... Hmm, interesting, it was fun for Carlsson's mother to let him out at birth?
