Thanks a million Will. I know I have a mullet. Had around 3 inches of hair cut of the back in late September. I can't grow my hair one length, it's too bushy and thick. Damn you guys that have good hair.
I have the exact same problem. I've been trying to grow my hair out for two years now, but everytime it starts getting long, the only potential it has is as a Mullet.
When I was like 4 and then till about 9 or 10, I had a mullet. It looked okay then, but now I'm not cute. Just big and ugly. It doesn't work well.