Laura, phone.

[Lunar Still]

There is only one way to lay this thread to rest with dignity...













































































































Who likes pizza?

 

[El Stormo]

I do, especially if it has so much cheese that even Hammerfall couldn't hold a candle to it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Their bassist smiles so widely he makes me nervous.

 

[Kellan]

Ending the thread with dignity is synonymous with dildocart, I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i want pizza...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

yes, will's a spaz. i just don't see how his useless threads directed to/involving me are any more annoying/excessive than either A) any of his OTHER useless threads which no one really seems to be too bothered by, or B) all of the threads here about menstrual blood, online pleas for girlfriends, feces, alcohol/drug use/excess or cartoons.

holy fuck, would you fucking quit it already?

 

[Captain Beard]

I want a nice warm recliner.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Did you show up half-naked to Sunday services with a big pentagram painted on your chest?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, I put tape players with pornographic sounds on cassettes under all the pews, set to go off halfway through mass.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]