The more advanced cell phones become, the less the idea of having one intrigues me. I'm over having a cell phone at this point pretty much. I rarely use it, and the thought of having one of those fandangled internet/mp3/email/nevergetoffline phones honestly scares me. I really hope I never need the internet that badly. So without further ado, here's my piece of shit:
Yep, and your phone isn't dorky. It's KEWL.