Let's insult around the world!

Baszd szájba a kurva anyádat - Fuck your bitch mother in the mouth :heh:
also very common: Az Isten basszon meg - (May) God fuck you! :mad:

Oh, hmm, there are a LOT more, but i think it's impossible to translate most of them. Anyway, Hungarian was invented to be able to swear properly.
 
I'm not sure of the spelling, so phonetically...

siep siep ma la kah te te, bakla... =Suck my dick faggot - Phillipino

Du Beist ein kline sheistkopt = You are a little shithead - German
Japanese:
Obachan = old man (insulting)
Ogiechan = old womoan (insulting)
kudu kudu pah = Crazy
Kusotade (I don't remember what that means... heh)
 
Originally posted by xenophobe
Du Beist ein kline sheistkopt = You are a little shithead - German
"Du bist ein kleiner Scheisskopf" would be the correct way to spell it, but that sounds really odd. They'd rather laugh their asses off than feel insulted :)
 
Well, I don't understand it... I'm a foolish American...

We don't understand things NOT American, even though we always pretend to. :lol
 
Here I go with some danish:

JEG KVASER DINE RÅDNE TÆNDER!!! = I´ll crack your rotten teeths!

DIN MOR ER SÅ FED AT MAN FÅR PROPPER I ØRENE HVIS MAN KRAVLER OP PÅ HENDE!! = Your mom is so fat, that if you climp her, you´ll get pressure in the damn ears!

... and the classic:

JEG SMADRER DIG FORDI DU ER GRIM! = I´ll beat you up just because you are ugly...
 
Some dutch/belgian ones

Hoereneuker - MotherFucker
Lul - Dick
Kut - Cunt, can also be used as an exclamtion like fuck.
Klootzak - Bastard, means testicle sack
Loop Neuken - Go fuck yourself
Hoerezoon - Son of a whore