Hope you like this cute song (to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"...) 
> > >
> > > >If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If the terrorists are frisky,
> > >
> > > >Pakistan is looking shifty,
> > >
> > > >North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > >If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >So to hell with the inspections,
> > >
> > > >Let's look tough for the elections,
> > >
> > > >Close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > >It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >They've got weapons we can't see,
> > >
> > > >And that's good enough for me
> > >
> > > >'Cos it's all the proof I need to Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > >If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If you think Saddam's gone mad,
> > >
> > > >With the weapons that he had,
> > >
> > > >(And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > >If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If your politics are sleazy,
> > >
> > > >And hiding that ain't easy,
> > >
> > > >And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > >Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >Disagree? We'll call it treason,
> > >
> > > >Let's make war not love this season,
> > >
> > > >Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If the terrorists are frisky,
> > >
> > > >Pakistan is looking shifty,
> > >
> > > >North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > >If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >So to hell with the inspections,
> > >
> > > >Let's look tough for the elections,
> > >
> > > >Close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > >It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >They've got weapons we can't see,
> > >
> > > >And that's good enough for me
> > >
> > > >'Cos it's all the proof I need to Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > >If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If you think Saddam's gone mad,
> > >
> > > >With the weapons that he had,
> > >
> > > >(And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > >If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >If your politics are sleazy,
> > >
> > > >And hiding that ain't easy,
> > >
> > > >And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > >Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
> > >
> > > >Disagree? We'll call it treason,
> > >
> > > >Let's make war not love this season,
> > >
> > > >Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.
