Yesterday, I decided to penetrate the universe with a little spaceship, which almost crashed during navigating though a deep, cavernous, rectum-like asteroid field, looking potato head figured black woman. However, her massive lips posed an inept demeanor that others were afraid to penetrate with their horrifically infected chode.
Meanwhile in Finland ghoulish trolls were polka dancing, until a giant octopus sideswiped a minivan. Spilling all the organs on a sexually deviant clown and ruined his sweet clown shoes. Later that day, toads fell from every fucking orifice of NSGUITAR's body until the insurmountable guitarguru777 bursts through with his swollen hot dog fingers to reclaim what Joey Sturgis had done to himself.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", he screamed, masturbating in fury while filming fat-porn. Meanwhile the milf, who's daughter was a retarded crabcorer, got naked and pushed her finger in daddy's ass. He instantly ejaculated and screamed happily into the clown's brand new car, spewing forth the Damn Christians contained "We hate fags!", but suddenly the midget, known as Gary Coleman, rose as a zombie, shouted: "HOLY CRAP! my face is turned inside out due to the traumatic effects of a giant penis inside of his insipid ass crack." The shout was orgasm inducing, yet his ears melted and exploded creating an array of pus and shit!
But suddenly every vagina popped with rage and the fury of crabcore pod tact dissapeared in the Abyss of Wretchedness. A reminder that Gary Coleman was black, yet still a complete racist. 5150's and titties were the topic of the everlasting off topic forum, where tits thread leads sneapsters fapping over estranged cousins into the blackest oblivion, ruled by fragile young girls with their tiny, yet fairly cumbersome, normal clown shoes.
Prepare your anus for millions of Shub-Niggurath's grand children, that will certainly blow your cock like a whistle while listening to beached whales crying. A giant panda sucked my nine assholes with enourmous rage, but suddenly popped a poop out of one of her eyes. Fearing the greatest small minded chick with the biggest…
"It's a TRAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"huh?" he asked... Then chopped off poidaobi's head for going off topic.
ahjteam is a Justin Bieber fanboy, Rebecca Black fanboy, and has a lasergun aimed at David Hasselhoff. Though Chuck Norris appeared cumming on everyone's pasty fat tits and intoned mightily: ''THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA'', but he realized that a handsome, with David Hasselhoff (damn grammar checker), didn't make sense.
So space monkeys farted on everyone. With wanton abandon osama bin-ladins pubes are tasting like Jessica Black's Taint. Which seat will she sit on impaled her tight ass on the Hoff. Or Hoffmaster. His erection grew piss, shit, glue and sealed the deal with a extreme anal party. However, horses appeared and killed EVERYTHING while juggling some Eastgerman Hasselhoff fan´s light potato snacks on mesa racks. The hoff grabbed his leather jacket and his cigarettes, gripping so tightly and drove to Disneyland with Sam, his gay TransAm.
Pulling at his pubic hairs Hoff (This makes sense) then decided that big hairy vaginas smell like they look: anything but like a hamburger made of rats, AKA rat burger, which I often serve my mother while wearing an astronaut suit that can glow in the penis area when bitches approach suckin mah dick.
Anyway...the Hoff faps to Andy Milonakis wearing a batman suit made from bats fur, scrotum, and cow dung while he lap dances in between a bunch of cocks, hitting them cowbellzzz with a flaming purple dildo. Then, Pamela Anderson squashed her magical vagina but replaced it with slate samples, including Kick 10.
while Slates douchery broke into Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio-gogogoch with zombie Sinatra And Liz Taylor to create a huge mutant penis to decimate the sturgis trolls while hanging from a balcony in my grandmas ass was tripping on hoogie boogie land while incinerating his pantaloons, and scarping his shirt hulk-style before empowering the enormously hairy ball sack that jumped with rage and flew into a window, and spat forth these words:
Hugh Jackman! You are really annoying but you're also freakin wolverine dude, so cough up a furball and slit my wrists while I pound his ass and lay the smackdown.
A rancid stench wafting from crabs, oh fuck...that's like space lobsters swimming in a sea of shit.
After the urine-shower kaleidoscopic alien invaders from the multidimensional intergalactic universe, arrived in their fancy cock-shaped scpaceships, proclaming that the demands for chewy used tampon entree be donated via the cosmic vaginal power rangers vehicle.
Mankind will never take enough acid.
Jangoux's penis fetish is sometimes awkward and aesthetically pleasing to goulish sneapsters.
Suddenly in lapland, a mutated giraffe with elephant head looked around and shat. We all
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