Let's write a story (3 word posts)

going off topic.




PS: Story so far:

Yesterday, I decided to penetrate the universe with a little spaceship, which almost crashed during navigating though a deep, cavernous, rectum-like asteroid field, looking potato head figured black woman. However, her massive lips posed an inept demeanor that others were afraid to penetrate with their horrifically infected chode.

Meanwhile in Finland ghoulish trolls were polka dancing, until a giant octopus sideswiped a minivan. Spilling all the organs on a sexually deviant clown and ruined his sweet clown shoes. Later that day, toads fell from every fucking orifice of NSGUITAR's body until the insurmountable guitarguru777 bursts through with his swollen hot dog fingers to reclaim what Joey Sturgis had done to himself.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", he screamed, masturbating in fury while filming fat-porn. Meanwhile the milf, who's daughter was a retarded crabcorer, got naked and pushed her finger in daddy's ass. He instantly ejaculated and screamed happily into the clown's brand new car, spewing forth the Damn Christians contained "We hate fags!", but suddenly the midget, known as Gary Coleman, rose as a zombie, shouted: "HOLY CRAP! my face is turned inside out due to the traumatic effects of a giant penis inside of his insipid ass crack." The shout was orgasm inducing, yet his ears melted and exploded creating an array of pus and shit!

But suddenly every every vagina popped with rage and the fury of crabcore pod tact dissapeared in the Abyss of Wretchedness. A reminder that Gary Coleman was black, yet still a complete racist. 5150's and titties were the topic of the everlasting off topic forum, where tits thread leads sneapsters fapping over estranged cousins into the blackest oblivion, ruled by fragile young girls with their tiny, yet fairly cumbersome, normal clown shoes.

Prepare your anus for millions of Shub-Niggurath's grand children, that will certainly blow your cock like a whistle while listening to beached whales crying. A giant panda sucked my nine assholes with enourmous rage, but suddenly popped a poop out of one of her eyes. Fearing the greatest small minded chick with the biggest…

"It's a TRAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"huh?" he asked... Then chopped off poidaobi's head for going off topic.