LICH KING - is this for real?

[JayKeeley]

<- ignore me

 

[JayKeeley]

hey it works for bolt thrower am i rite

 

[EricT]

Well, didn't they make an MMO out of Warhammer too? I can't keep track of this shit... these mmo's pop up so fast, and, for the most part, they all fucking end up sucking.

 

[JayKeeley]

Straight from the 80's and we're old school
Lich King rules
Running out of rhymes, so wading pool

ugh

 

[einride]

Well, didn't they make an MMO out of Warhammer too?

they did this too

god damn working in a computer game store did me no fucking good

at least i never played any of them

 

[Vittra]

What's worse:

retro thrash

or

Eluveitie

LOL @ NWOJFM

 

[cthulufhtagn]

You know how I know you look like a fool?
Lich King rules
We're the best band and we're super cool
We rule
Straight from the 80's and we're old school
Lich King rules

it's almost like a piss-take, i think they're actually just fucking with us

 

[einride]

it's almost like a piss-take, i think they're actually just fucking with us

but it's not funny or clever

 

[cthulufhtagn]

gotta appreciate making of nu-retro-thrash bands though

 

[Reign in Acai]

As mentioned in the past my co-worker is absolutely obsessed with World of Warcraft. This is a 28 yr old man with a wife and a child who finds it perfectly acceptable to bring his laptop to work and "quest & raid" until dawn. The hell with striving for an exceeds on your performance evaluation, there's only time for leveling! :grunt: The worst of it comes when he goes in to 40 minute filibusters over how his guild was able to out maneuver a boss for booty. On and on he goes over the dynamics of DPS, Palli-Bubbles, tanks, and gear.


The only metal sub-genre that remains for the most part untouched by these myspace parasites is Doom. Which I fully expect to be bastardized by 2010.

 

[EricT]

As mentioned in the past my co-worker is absolutely obsessed with World of Warcraft. This is a 28 yr old man with a wife and a child who finds it perfectly acceptable to bring his laptop to work and "quest & raid" until dawn. The hell with striving for an exceeds on your performance evaluation, there's only time for leveling! :grunt: The worst of it comes when he goes in to 40 minute filibusters over how his guild was able to out maneuver a boss for booty. On and on he goes over the dynamics of DPS, Palli-Bubbles, tanks, and gear.


The only metal sub-genre that remains for the most part untouched by these myspace parasites is Doom. Which I fully expect to be bastardized by 2010.

The Sword already bastardized it.

 

[Demilich]

Those lyrics were so painful to read that I'm afraid to hear the music

 

[Crimson Velvet]

The little shrub raises its angry fist and wants to cut down all the trees in the woods taller than it.

Cute.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I know you guys are full of piss constantly but is ther anything you dont complain about. You guys are still bitchin about the same stuff as when I first got on here almost five years ago.
Being an elitest is so tiring.

 

[EricT]

Being an elitest is so tiring.

Accepting gay sex is as well, right?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Accepting gay sex is as well, right?

of course.....fucking hate my crappy grasp of the language i was raised speaking.

Anybody gonna go see the Exodus and Kreator and Belphegor tour this spring. In the states mind you.

 

[dorian gray]

this thread =

 

[JayKeeley]

I know you guys are full of piss constantly but is ther anything you dont complain about. You guys are still bitchin about the same stuff as when I first got on here almost five years ago.

if my sigs weren't turned off, I would totally sig this

you're all living in the past

 

[Reign in Acai]

So I ventured over to the metal-archives forum for fuck knows why. What do I stumble upon? None other than a Lich King worship thread. This three ring circus is gathering quite the fan base so it appears. Music for Level 80 Paladdins!



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More thought provoking lyrics from these blood elfs.

One day there was a mascot war, the body count was large
Metal vs. cereal, and Eddie led the charge
Toucan Sam was kneecapped and his beak was smashed apart
When Murray clubbed him in the face and then ripped out his heart

Tony didn't feel so great when Wrex opened his head
With some friendly violent fun that stupid tiger fuck was dead
Not manned up and with a punch proceded to lay waste
Planted a fistful of metal right in Wendell's smarmy face

Silly Rabbit didn't look, was in for quite a shock
When Vic Rattlehead came from behind and brained him with a rock
Snaggletooth impaled Booberry on his piggy tusks
And then roasted him, his breath turning the undead fiend to dust

It's a mascot war

Grim Reaper jumped his motorcycle through a church window
There he found the Corn Flake Rooster, killed him with a solid blow
Jack-O-Lantern took one of the seven keys, said "die,"
And then Lucky, that poor bastard got it crammed into his eye

Honey Bee and Chaley battled high above the ground
With a hammer of his head the winged skull, he won the round
Flotzilla towered high above the battle, with a chop
It was doomsday for deceivers known as Snap, Crackle and Pop

Count Chocula, a wooden stake inside his heart, was slain
It was placed there with no mercy by bloodthirsty Baphomet
Cap'n Crunch was stomped upon and then his head was pissed
Because Sargent D was coming and he was on his list

There's too much at stake tonight
Metal mascots take the throne
Diggum's skull is gleaming white
and Frankenberry dies alone
Frankenberry dies alone
Frankenberry dies alone
Mascot war

Breakfasttime your time is up
Show the Honeycomb thing no fear
Hold fast and stand your ground
Our time is now, our moment's here

 

[Evil?]

What the fuck? I mean, really?