Life could be worse

[AsModEe]

what? no.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Think you are funny dont ya?

Shouldve at least got a blow job in the bathroom from one of them or you shouldve just ask them back to your place and told them that your room mate was home. When you get there and say " Oh he mustve gone out" then offer them a drink. The night is sealed.

The women you've encountered are that easy, yet you're still so bitter?

 

[Guthrum]

Why must you toot your own horn?

 

[AsModEe]

The women you've encountered are that easy, yet you're still so bitter?

that's exactly what I thought. Women here would just slap me in the face if I dared ask them for a blowjob in a bar.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Why must you toot your own horn?

Because when his room-mate is home, girls won't do it for him.

 

[lurch70]

that's exactly what I thought. Women here would just slap me in the face if I dared ask them for a blowjob in a bar.

that might be true (about the slap) ... but it all depends how you asked them.

I went up to a girl once, well woman, in a bar ... on a dare for $100 ... and aksed her if I could eat her ass ...

she did slap me in a crowded bar ... but then, explaining the situation afterwards to her, ... gave me her # and went out with her ...

 

[AsModEe]

I think people should listen to lurch instead of EVERLOSTBLABLABLA

 

[dill_the_devil]

I got my current girlfriend pretty much by just telling her I have an enormous schlong for about two hours.

 

[lurch70]

telling them you have a real tiny one works just as well ...

just how tiny coud it be?

 

[JayKeeley]

You gotta have some balls.

After a few minutes of chit chat, I told a girl once (in a nightclub) that I wanted to 'explode' inside her and she practically buckled at the knees.

She also used her teeth when fellating so I had to kick her to the curb.

 

[Demilich]

 

[Guthrum]

Because when his room-mate is home, girls won't do it for him.

 

[lurch70]

You gotta have some balls.

After a few minutes of chit chat, I told a girl once (in a nightclub) that I wanted to 'explode' inside her and she practically buckled at the knees.

She also used her teeth when fellating so I had to kick her to the curb.

yeah its really how you say it ... if you sound desperate and corny forget it ...

but if you sound like you want to "take her" ... wowaweewa ... knee buckling.

let me tell you, Brazilian chicks are like this ... they hate to beat around, you tell them what you want to do to them and they are freaking game ...

 

[Demilich]

its always a generalization based on ethnicity with you lurch, isn't it?

 

[lurch70]

no, its based on experience

 

[Demilich]

experience... i guess its what you got and i need!

the way some guy at work put it to me (about my recent "break" from my relationship) "There's all kinds of flavours of ice cream out there and all you've had is vanilla"

 

[lurch70]

hahah ... yeah vanilla is kinda boring all the time.

flavored quite a few nations ... only thing I have not sampled is the fortune cookies from Asia

 

[dorian gray]

She also used her teeth when fellating so I had to kick her to the curb.

hahaha ACE

 

[cthulufhtagn]

yeah its really how you say it ... if you sound desperate and corny forget it ...

but if you sound like you want to "take her" ... wowaweewa ... knee buckling.

haha

yea i had some good luck last weekend...seriously i'm not the same person when i'm drunk at all, fuck talking i just started making out with her, fortunately my friends are ace enough to let me have the hostel room all night

now, what the hell was her name again

 

[Crimson Velvet]

hahaha ACE

Yes, absolutely brilliant. *bows to the keeley*