Linda....I'm sorry!...

[McRib]

I know the last time we were together, I made you feel really bad....but...I've changed. Please come back. I promise you a fresh new start!

...although...I can't promise that I'll never leave you, again.

 

[yosmark]

I know the last time we were together, I made you feel really bad....but...I've changed. Please come back. I promise you a fresh new start!

...although...I can't promise that I'll never leave you, again.

forgive mcrib linda

 

[McRib]

forgive mcrib linda

Yes, please. I promise I'll keep it tasteful, this time!

 

[Tap_Legion2]

Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaan...this is too funny....

 

[Lord of Delusions]

Don't do it! I've had an on-again-off-again relationship with a green milkshake for years, and every time I end up alone and bloated, with nothing to show for our "relationship" than empty paper cups thrown to the floor and trampled upon. If thats not a metaphor for a broken heart, I don't know what is.

 

[Red Shirt]

I know the last time we were together, I made you feel really bad....but...I've changed. Please come back. I promise you a fresh new start!

...although...I can't promise that I'll never leave you, again.

Linda, you can't trust these Mc's. Last time I heard the McCoffee burned somebody. I know they were punished for their crime, but they never learned from it and still try to burn people! RUN!

 

[McRib]

Don't listen to them, Linda. They're just jealous because I can be tender and sweet. Plus, I've got buns to die for!

 

[Lord of Delusions]

Don't listen to them, Linda. They're just jealous because I can be tender and sweet. Plus, I've got buns to die for!

lmao!

 

[BigMac]

Don't listen to him Linda. I'm the only one who truely is always there for you. Rib left, didn't he? Just like the porker that he is. But I! I stayed true! I've always been there for you. Don't betray what we have Linda!

My box, is like a bass drum, always there, always strong, and when you're in a bad mood, you can kick it, but my special sauce will always be there to calm you afterwords.

 

[McRib]

Don't listen to him Linda. I'm the only one who truely is always there for you. Rib left, didn't he? Just like the porker that he is. But I! I stayed true! I've always been there for you. Don't betray what we have Linda!

My box, is like a bass drum, always there, always strong, and when you're in a bad mood, you can kick it, but my special sauce will always be there to calm you afterwords.

You again?! You're not worthy of Linda....you with your lies. Secret sauce?! Who do you think you're kidding. We all know thousand island dressing when we see it....and you're cheap, too...only one slice of cheese! Then you try to make yourself look bigger with that third bun piece in the middle....you're all filler!

 

[MetalAges]

Ok guys enough fake accounts please ( HobbesDawg / Khan71 )

 

[McRib]

Ok guys enough fake accounts please ( HobbesDawg / Khan71 )

Heh...sorry MA...I (Khan71) promise this is the only one I ever intend to make...and was just for a joke. I apologize if I caused you any trouble.

Now...if Linda would just find her way here...lol.

 

[Archmagician]

Man this is the funniest thread I have read in a while! LMAO

 

[spideyjg]

Food Fight!

Hysterical guys.

Jim

 

[Tap_Legion2]

Someplace in Los Angeles , Linda's picture is posted on a McDonalds "Do Not Serve" bulletin board.

 

[CRSCHKUM]

Hey Linda, don't take McRib back!! He visited me tonight and damn was McRib good.. You don't need that. Puckfiend even had McRib tooo. McRib is not worthy of you woman!!! Now big Mac on the other hand is always around and is just as good

 

[McRib]

Hey Linda, don't take McRib back!! He visited me tonight and damn was McRib good.. You don't need that. Puckfiend even had McRib tooo. McRib is not worthy of you woman!!! Now big Mac on the other hand is always around and is just as good

You didn't have any complaints, a few hours ago! Something this good, should be shared!

 

[CRSCHKUM]

Yeah the only problem is that you never stay around long enough for us to get our fill. Till you decide to hang around longer my heart will go to the BIG MAC.. sorry McRib

 

[yosmark]

You again?! You're not worthy of Linda....you with your lies. Secret sauce?! Who do you think you're kidding. We all know thousand island dressing when we see it....and you're cheap, too...only one slice of cheese! Then you try to make yourself look bigger with that third bun piece in the middle....you're all filler!

Yes i think that we deserve an explanation about the slice of cheese and about the size that is in the comercials and the real size

HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT MR. BIG MAC

 

[HobbesDawg]

Ok guys enough fake accounts please ( HobbesDawg / Khan71 )

hehe. Just for giggles Thanks for being tolerant

Now if only Linda would read it and reply!