List Your Current Injuries

[Turbo]

I pulled a muscle in my jaw when I was in your mums room, chewing flap.

 

[Cari]

my doc just told me that my tendons in my left wrist are still overworked, hurt, or whatever. he doesnt know anymore why it still isnt gone.
probably happened through playing too much cello some time again.
means that it is now the 5th month in a row I am medically seen not allowed to play -.-

 

[marfal66]

Left index - NOW you can see it!

do you always wear that cap?

 

[Nikki]

My back hurts. As it always has.

 

[Macharius]

The cap might be there to prevent hot air from leaking out.

 

[^MetalMan^]

Hangover

 

[Macharius]

My bionic asshole hurts.

 

[CrazyChris576]

do you always wear that cap?

Frequently, yes. Always, no.

 

[Nikki]

I went ice skating for the first time in forever, fell, ran into some stupid kids, and messed my knee up.

 

[Necrö]

I went ice skating ONCE in my life, and I ended up with a knee injury. Never again. I'm too clumsy for that shit

 

[jmbullet]

Ice skating is a lot of fun. I've been doing it ever since I was young, I really like it. All you guys need is more practice.

 

[Necrö]

no, I need better joints.

haha, double-enteindre

 

[Leandro]

Just cut a slice of meat from my eyelid.

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Right index - you can barely see it.....

Left index - you can see the tip but that's about it

This is actually a lot harder than it looks, if you're not crazy flexible like me

Left pinky almost flat against my hand

Right index again - still not quite visible

Left index - NOW you can see it!

That's kinda gross

Just cut a slice of meat from my eyelid.

 

[CrazyChris576]

That's kinda gross

You are absolutely right about that

But you have no idea how many other people find it awesome that my body can contort like that. It's a hit or miss thing. Some people like it, others don't.

 

[The Nerevarine]

You are absolutely right about that

But you have no idea how many other people find it awesome that my body can contort like that. It's a hit or miss thing. Some people like it, others don't.

You could get a job in the circus

 

[CrazyChris576]

You could get a job in the circus

The problem there is that I don't have enough other limbs that contort to get a circus job. I still can't get my legs behind my head.

 

[The Nerevarine]

The problem there is that I don't have enough other limbs that contort to get a circus job. I still can't get my legs behind my head.

Did you know that my willy is very flexible while I'm not waxing the carrot ?

Maybe I could get a job in the circus with that skill :Smug:

 

[jmbullet]

^Well there were 2 guys (I think they were Australian, I'm not sure) who were doing funny shapes with their dicks a few years ago, they toured the world with that show I think.

 

[The_everyday_freak]

^Well there were 2 guys (I think they were Australian, I'm not sure) who were doing funny shapes with their dicks a few years ago, they toured the world with that show I think.

i think your talking about puppetry of the penis.