local news at noon

[goatschool]

is featuring an interview w/ "n.y. times bestselling author", he does high-tech crime novels.

before any bookery (akin to witchery) is discussed, the anchor immediately cuts into how this guy "has local ties", and makes the writer talk about how he went to high school here.

the newsman also prefaced his first real question w/ "i haven't read this book, but i know what it's about"

now he is telling the camera (and me??) how carrots can help make girls pregnant.

 

[deadair]

call the station

 

[goatschool]

i quit.

 

[minxnim]

i can't believe he didn't read the fucking book this is unbelievable. holy shit.

 

[TheNewChupe]

yeah, call and ask the "interviewer" if he learned all his journalistic techniques from watching Saved By the Bell

 

[goatschool]

i can't believe he didn't read the fucking book this is unbelievable. holy shit.

i can't tell if you are sarcastic or not, because, i think you and i both know that no one from the tri-state-triangle reads the book...

 

[goatschool]

is best-selling hyphenated? that looks better.

 

[Baliset]

i think the hyphen is the way to go.

 

[xfer]

since you referred to him as an "anchor" rather than reporter, i believe that the real outrage here is that he's interviewing anyone at all. sit still, look pretty, read the damn teleprompter, then shut up.

 

[Baliset]

 

[FuSoYa]

 

[Baliset]

you couldn't have chosen a more perfect example.

 

[xfer]

mwa ha!

 

[goatschool]

injokez.

 

[FuSoYa]

Connecticut jokes = the best kind of injokez

 

[xfer]

 

[Baliset]

loving the CT injokes!

 

[FuSoYa]

hahaha omg so inappropriate

 

[Baliset]

 

[goatschool]

ILL-BOOKIST.