look, i'm not speaking for her but

yea soon enough we'll be talking about our rheumatism. nick will have a house full of stinky cats and i will knit cozies for my rolls of toilet paper.
 
i just got this huge desire to play bingo. like, seriously. i need to find an american legion hall or church bingo place around here somewhere and go some saturday, smoke cigarettes, and spend some quarters.
 
if I plan to stay up last 10, I require a nap. I can't just do things like that on a spur of the moment anymore. damn dogs, getting me up early every day.
 
well, i know avi gets up super-early, but josh has no excuse. i go to bed no earlier than 2am on weeknights and i bet toby totally trumps THAT. many a-night i've been wanting a Starcraft partner while josh has been snoozing for hours. lame.
 
i go down at 2-3:30 and rise at 9ish. if i had a regular job i would shave an hour or so off that sleep cycle, if the insomnia hadn't set in, in which case it would be 2-3.

dudes, i think i was old back in 1991.
 
12 to 8:30. When I had a normal job though it was 11:30 to 5:30. I'm catching up on my sleep.

And just yesterday I got a thingy in the mail to become a member of AARP, the nations leading organization for people over 50.