How about strapping on a rocket pack, and as you surrender, you rip the cord and say asta luego pinches. 2 miles up in the sky you have a Hot Air Balloon waiting with a parachute and a clown costume. Once aboard, you change outfits and skydive deep in to the Appalachian mountains where a family of yokels await your arrival with a defensive perimeter of shotguns. Once inside their skidshack, you meet up with the head of the household "Svenjayi", who will accompany you through the underground railroads of the Virginia mining system. At the other end, Canada awaits, offering asylum.
