Yngwie Malmsteen song parodies
Anguish and Fear
No more will I eat
All the things I have done
I'll live by the nature
Of food by the ton
I've talked to a chef
Whose fillet of sole had gone away
He warned me about small portions
I'd have if I dared to stay
Goulash & Beer is Roaming my gut
Sheep run in fear, I'm trying to find
His fillet of sole had wondered
Through beers & sliced pears
Pies without description
A bib I was told to wear
For soldiers with portions
With food piled low & high
To find they have forgotten
To eat the last pie
Goulash & beer is roaming my gut
Sheep run in fear, I'm trying to find.....
I'll eat some pie tonight
I hear a grumble in my gut
Passing me another pie
My hungry mouth drops with a mighty thud
Low cal tries to pull me in
Enslaving my cream pies
A tart without a cream center is a mortal sin
I'll eat some pie tonight
Baking through the night
I'll bake my pies tonight
Now the baking has begun
People crying out
I'm damn hungry, so I will bake a bun
Victims of circumcision
Not able to decide
No they never had a chance
I'll eat some pie tonight
Baking through the night
I'll bake my pies tonight
I am a Pie-King
I am a Pie King, I'm going out to an all u can eat bar
And I've got a rumble in my belly
As I was leaving, Oh yesterday
I've got no wine & bread in my gut
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail upon the buffet without fear
The restaurateurs are charging way too much
I just want to eat away, drink away, until I peeeeee, yeah!!!!
I am a warrior & I am set to eat
Ham & cheese is upon the line
I am a slayer & I will taste some veal
I've got your portions on my plate
You are a vegetarian & it's such a shame
That you're a fool & you don't know
I am a Pie King & I'll eat right over you
And by my fork you will die
As the shores of the buffet disappear
I sail back to the bar for another helping
The managers says it's over can't you see
I just want to eat away, drink away until I peeeeee, yeah!!!!!
The Seventh Pie
The crust is crumbling, the end is near
No more filling, no pie left here
I should have known, I should have stopped
Pie after pie, I ate too much
No more lemon, no cherry pie,
No more apple, I'm gonna cry
To savour what I once had...
Stomach is full (Stomach is full)
Bowels won't pull (Bowels won't pull)
Heartburn like Hell (Heartburn like Hell)
Can't lick pie shells (Can't lick pie shells)
Burping loud (Burping Loud)
I see fart clouds
My stomach is grumbling so loud.......
Pie, after each Pie,
I can't eat --- The Seventh Pie
Can't leave it behind
There's no more here, can't eat no more
Not even ice cream, not even Smores
Too many pie's, I've lived in sin
I know for sure, that I can't win
Don't trust your hunger, like I have done
I puked my guts out and I've got the runs....
Stomach is full (Stomach is full)
Bowels won't pull (Bowels won't pull)
Heartburn like Hell (Heartburn like Hell)
Can't lick pie shells (Can't lick pie shells)
Burping loud (Burping Loud)
I see fart clouds
My stomach is grumbling so loud.......
Pie, after each Pie,
I can't eat --- The Seventh Pie
Can't leave it behind
You don't remember eating the last slice of pizza, I'll never forget
It was ham, it was cheese
And we thought it would last forever
Any fool would know that it was meant for me
Without it, there is no meaning to my life
It is gone & it was cut with a pizza chef's big knife
How could it leave me?
You don't remember eating the last slice of pizza, I'll never forget You just claim to not remember, I'll never forget
Why did you turn away
And take that last big slice & fly
Sure it was real old & the cheese was getting old
When it left, it broke my heart
And you see, there were no more pieces left for me
And then you leave me
You don't remember eating the last slice of pizza, I'll never forget You just claim to not remember, I'll never forget
Don't let it end
You say that closing time is coming far too near
My love for pies is 2nd to none except for that of imported beers Why is this buffets closing before I can eat some more
Can you tell
Don't want to leave this place
Before I have a chance
to eat again, don't let it end
I tried so hard to stick to this diet for you & I
My serving portions were lacking in all essential pie
Is this your idea of glutony
Cause if it is just set me free
You cannot fool me with those vegiburgers you serve me cold
My God, it brings me down & my stomach is beginning to fold
Is this your idea of glutony
Cause if it is just set me free
No please don't close down now
There is so much more
I can eat you know
Don't let it end, don't let it end, don't let it eeeeend
I'm going to gather all I missed during that diet & eat again It used to be so good, now it ain't never going to end
No, don't let it end
Don't want no tofu
Don't want no fondu
No no no don't let it end
Don't want no half eaten imitation crab cakes
Don't you know that low cal fish is fake
Don't let it end
Anguish and Fear
No more will I eat
All the things I have done
I'll live by the nature
Of food by the ton
I've talked to a chef
Whose fillet of sole had gone away
He warned me about small portions
I'd have if I dared to stay
Goulash & Beer is Roaming my gut
Sheep run in fear, I'm trying to find
His fillet of sole had wondered
Through beers & sliced pears
Pies without description
A bib I was told to wear
For soldiers with portions
With food piled low & high
To find they have forgotten
To eat the last pie
Goulash & beer is roaming my gut
Sheep run in fear, I'm trying to find.....
I'll eat some pie tonight
I hear a grumble in my gut
Passing me another pie
My hungry mouth drops with a mighty thud
Low cal tries to pull me in
Enslaving my cream pies
A tart without a cream center is a mortal sin
I'll eat some pie tonight
Baking through the night
I'll bake my pies tonight
Now the baking has begun
People crying out
I'm damn hungry, so I will bake a bun
Victims of circumcision
Not able to decide
No they never had a chance
I'll eat some pie tonight
Baking through the night
I'll bake my pies tonight
I am a Pie-King
I am a Pie King, I'm going out to an all u can eat bar
And I've got a rumble in my belly
As I was leaving, Oh yesterday
I've got no wine & bread in my gut
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail upon the buffet without fear
The restaurateurs are charging way too much
I just want to eat away, drink away, until I peeeeee, yeah!!!!
I am a warrior & I am set to eat
Ham & cheese is upon the line
I am a slayer & I will taste some veal
I've got your portions on my plate
You are a vegetarian & it's such a shame
That you're a fool & you don't know
I am a Pie King & I'll eat right over you
And by my fork you will die
As the shores of the buffet disappear
I sail back to the bar for another helping
The managers says it's over can't you see
I just want to eat away, drink away until I peeeeee, yeah!!!!!
The Seventh Pie
The crust is crumbling, the end is near
No more filling, no pie left here
I should have known, I should have stopped
Pie after pie, I ate too much
No more lemon, no cherry pie,
No more apple, I'm gonna cry
To savour what I once had...
Stomach is full (Stomach is full)
Bowels won't pull (Bowels won't pull)
Heartburn like Hell (Heartburn like Hell)
Can't lick pie shells (Can't lick pie shells)
Burping loud (Burping Loud)
I see fart clouds
My stomach is grumbling so loud.......
Pie, after each Pie,
I can't eat --- The Seventh Pie
Can't leave it behind
There's no more here, can't eat no more
Not even ice cream, not even Smores
Too many pie's, I've lived in sin
I know for sure, that I can't win
Don't trust your hunger, like I have done
I puked my guts out and I've got the runs....
Stomach is full (Stomach is full)
Bowels won't pull (Bowels won't pull)
Heartburn like Hell (Heartburn like Hell)
Can't lick pie shells (Can't lick pie shells)
Burping loud (Burping Loud)
I see fart clouds
My stomach is grumbling so loud.......
Pie, after each Pie,
I can't eat --- The Seventh Pie
Can't leave it behind
You don't remember eating the last slice of pizza, I'll never forget
It was ham, it was cheese
And we thought it would last forever
Any fool would know that it was meant for me
Without it, there is no meaning to my life
It is gone & it was cut with a pizza chef's big knife
How could it leave me?
You don't remember eating the last slice of pizza, I'll never forget You just claim to not remember, I'll never forget
Why did you turn away
And take that last big slice & fly
Sure it was real old & the cheese was getting old
When it left, it broke my heart
And you see, there were no more pieces left for me
And then you leave me
You don't remember eating the last slice of pizza, I'll never forget You just claim to not remember, I'll never forget
Don't let it end
You say that closing time is coming far too near
My love for pies is 2nd to none except for that of imported beers Why is this buffets closing before I can eat some more
Can you tell
Don't want to leave this place
Before I have a chance
to eat again, don't let it end
I tried so hard to stick to this diet for you & I
My serving portions were lacking in all essential pie
Is this your idea of glutony
Cause if it is just set me free
You cannot fool me with those vegiburgers you serve me cold
My God, it brings me down & my stomach is beginning to fold
Is this your idea of glutony
Cause if it is just set me free
No please don't close down now
There is so much more
I can eat you know
Don't let it end, don't let it end, don't let it eeeeend
I'm going to gather all I missed during that diet & eat again It used to be so good, now it ain't never going to end
No, don't let it end
Don't want no tofu
Don't want no fondu
No no no don't let it end
Don't want no half eaten imitation crab cakes
Don't you know that low cal fish is fake
Don't let it end
