I GOT AN E-MAIL BACK FROM HIM regarding the cryptozoology museum, and he's all scared that i will unscrew his museum!
here's the e-mail:
Dear Ms. Mia M -
Thank you for contacting me. You seem like a charming, adventurous
cryptozoologically interested individual.
The museum is still by appointment only, because it really is merely in the
initial stages of development (despite the media's attention to it).
Thusfar, only two rooms have items (Yeti hair, 100 footprint casts, lifesize
museum quality coelacanth, scores of Japanese cryptozoological figurines, 2
jackalopes, furred trout, Feejee Mermaid from P.T. Barnum,, frogs from
Magnolia, Laura Linney's shirt from The Mothman Prophecies, several skulls,
etc.). Most of the large things are in storage or promised for future
delivery. But there's various items here, which might interest you. Due to
the holidays, I won't be making any appointments again until January.
However, while I appreciate your humor and anarchy, should I really invite
you into my home museum if you are going to unscrew everything? Will I
need to install a metal detector now, to make certain you aren't carrying
your trusty screwdriver with you?
Needless to say, I screen people carefully who wish to visit. Let me know
more about yourself. In the meantime, sincerely, thank you for sending your
intrigue for life in my direction.
Best wishes,
Loren
also, since he carefully screens people visiting the museum, i bet he visited my livejournal (both the description of my world domination project and a link to my livejournal is the signature of all of e-mails.) and so i bet he read about me wanting to make boobie cheese pizza and how i ate toby's moles.
do you think he'd still let me into his museum?
but!
on the other hand he said I seem "like a charming, adventurous
cryptozoologically interested individual."
OMG. loren coleman, god of cryptozoology said that.
*dies*
here's the e-mail:
Dear Ms. Mia M -
Thank you for contacting me. You seem like a charming, adventurous
cryptozoologically interested individual.
The museum is still by appointment only, because it really is merely in the
initial stages of development (despite the media's attention to it).
Thusfar, only two rooms have items (Yeti hair, 100 footprint casts, lifesize
museum quality coelacanth, scores of Japanese cryptozoological figurines, 2
jackalopes, furred trout, Feejee Mermaid from P.T. Barnum,, frogs from
Magnolia, Laura Linney's shirt from The Mothman Prophecies, several skulls,
etc.). Most of the large things are in storage or promised for future
delivery. But there's various items here, which might interest you. Due to
the holidays, I won't be making any appointments again until January.
However, while I appreciate your humor and anarchy, should I really invite
you into my home museum if you are going to unscrew everything? Will I
need to install a metal detector now, to make certain you aren't carrying
your trusty screwdriver with you?

Needless to say, I screen people carefully who wish to visit. Let me know
more about yourself. In the meantime, sincerely, thank you for sending your
intrigue for life in my direction.
Best wishes,
Loren
also, since he carefully screens people visiting the museum, i bet he visited my livejournal (both the description of my world domination project and a link to my livejournal is the signature of all of e-mails.) and so i bet he read about me wanting to make boobie cheese pizza and how i ate toby's moles.
do you think he'd still let me into his museum?

but!
on the other hand he said I seem "like a charming, adventurous
cryptozoologically interested individual."
OMG. loren coleman, god of cryptozoology said that.
*dies*