Lulzy Paradoxes (or Oxy Morons)

[divine_torture]

I'll start with basics, then everyone lulz it up.

Jumbo shrimp
Military intelligence
Almost candid
Constant variable
Speechless Dodens
Giant dwarf
Great Depression

And so on...

 

[Badbird]

AIDS.

 

[divine_torture]

WTF!? I spit Pepsi everywhere...

 

[Zephyrus]

Microsoft Works

 

[divine_torture]

Microsoft Works

/thread. Damn, too soon man. Too soon.

 

[Badbird]

George W Bush
OJ Simpson
Michael Jackson
Barry Bonds
Any celebrity in the news.

 

[divine_torture]

What?

 

[Lateralus14]

Now I'm 100% sure who my favorite poster is. rofl

 

[mutantllama]

efficient macs

 

[divine_torture]

If I were a mod I'd lock this thread for that, sir. Pft! I scoff at your puny Windows and ride the galliant wings of OS X!

 

[mutantllama]

>implying you can't ride wings on games.

Oh wait, Macs can't play most games.

 

[Vimana]

Because the most practical uses of a computer involve games.

 

[divine_torture]

>implying you can't ride wings on games.

Oh wait, Macs can't play most games.

I actually lol'd at game wings. That was well played.

But I can run windows on my Mac if I so choose, enabling me to play games. So ha, I win.

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah, but that would require you to use the evil Windows.

 

[divine_torture]

Yes, I can accept that much. I have to use Windows a little anyway because of school. It's all Word/PowerPoint/Excel stuff, so I might as well throw a game on there while I'm at it. I don't play many games to begin with though.

 

[Zephyrus]

I should have known that joke would launch a thousand ships.

 

[divine_torture]

Hence my "/thread" comment...

 

[Einherjar86]

I should have known that joke would launch a thousand ships.

I should have known you would make some kind of reference to Antiquity.

 

[The Ozzman]

mutantllama
pair of pants

 

[unknown]

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