Lulzy Paradoxes (or Oxy Morons)

[mutantllama]

Myself having sex

 

[Lateralus14]

Amazing Opeth album (trying to get social acceptance here is it working?)

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Socially accepted Lateralus

 

[Lateralus14]

 

[Badbird]

Atheist believing in religion

Scientology

 

[Valerie]

You guys are bad at this.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Atheist believing in religion

Jesus christ you moron.

 

[Krow]

 

[Lateralus14]

< lol'd

 

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AIDS.

George W Bush
OJ Simpson
Michael Jackson
Barry Bonds
Any celebrity in the news.

Atheist believing in religion

Scientology

You guys aren't giving him enough credit! I'm amazed at the progress he's making! I mean from going from not having a clue what this thread was about, to almost writing a paradox is just mindblowing! It's been almost a day now!!

P.S. PLEASE explain why you said AIDS?! I'm dying of laughter

I think I figured out why you named a bunch of celebrities, it's because the word "oxymorons" threw you off amirite??

But AIDS?!! I just don't get it

 

[divine_torture]

Yeah, the AIDS thing threw me through a loop as well. Granted, one of the lulziest loops I've been thrown threw...

 

[waif]

Wow. Poster of the fucking year, for sure. Between this and the "pretend to be another poster" thread...

 

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Don't forget the epic NBA thread

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

This thread is majorly bringing the lulz.

 

[Badbird]

Jesus christ you moron.

Well a atheist shouldn't believe in any religion or else that atheist is no longer a atheist.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

 

[Badbird]

 

[AchrisK]

Evolution

 

[mutantllama]

Logical religion

(not sure if this has been used)

 

[Ben_t]

Temporary tax increase