gtfo onions, stop ruining my mushrooms.
what are you, some kind of girl or something?
onions & mushrooms are like peanut butter & chocolate
GTFO mushrooms, stop ruining my life you slimy, disgusting little fuks. You're not meat, you're not vegetables, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Some kind of fried potatoes, a good BBQ dip for them and a good chunk of garlic butter = win.
+1 something i actually agree with you on