LUNCHTIME!!!

[vespiz]

I'll take only the steak, rosé/medium+, thank you.

 

[StefTD]

you guys have no clue what a Zwiebelrostbraten is and that it's one of the best things in the world.
I love classic steak, too, but still: fuck the mushrooms!!! Like I said, it's not normal gravy, it's meat
juice and a bit of wine if you don't like spätzle, take potatoes or whatever you like.

besides that, it looks like there isn't enough meat on those pics

@carlos: gravy on a schnitzel is ok, but a real schnitzel only needs a bit of lemon juice

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ BULLSHIT!!!

Jägerschnitzel FTW!!!

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

GTFO mushrooms, stop ruining my life you slimy, disgusting little fuks. You're not meat, you're not vegetables, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?

This, and I won't eat anything grown in shit and watered with piss. Fuck that.

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ there's a joke in there ...

somewhere

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Something about getting shit and pissed on I'm sure.

Or something other than that equally gross.



BTW, I'm a firm believer in the medium cooked steak. Slow grill that fucker to perfection, fuck restaurants that leave it red as shit on the inside and charred to hell on the outside. That's not fucking medium.

Salt and pepper, maybe some garlic. Fuck sauces, I didn't even know people were dumb enough to bastardize a steak with ketchup.

 

[Boerboel666]

Mustard of some sort (French does the job ) , pepper sauce over gravy if so desired .
Definately some sort of potato .
Friend of mine just opened a very nice steak house , Longhorn cattle ... Very tasty !

 

[Lasse Lammert]

Some kind of fried potatoes, a good BBQ dip for them and a good chunk of garlic butter = win.

I do agree on this one!
was going for a diet meal though...
so no potatoes.

an yeah, definitely no gravy for steak...ever!
Schnitzel: depends, lemon for wiener, Jäger for the rest....
Steak: nthing but freshly ground pepper salt and some garlic butter...as you can see in the pic.

also: you guys keep talking about fucking potatoes, mushrooms, onions etc...yeah, that's nice and I like it too......like I enjoy nice underpants, a cake, candles (in the right places), strawberry yoghurt etc as well...but seriously, there's a 300grams steak cooked to perfection, and you're talking about the fucking gravy and the lack of potatoes?
that's like having a spread legged Megan Fox lying in front of you and complaining about her hairspray or jewlery!
Dudes, seriously!

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

I do agree on this one!
ws going for a diet meal though...
so no potatoes

People are insane about low-carb diets over here. I almost tried myself, but I quickly realised most of the stuff I love is pretty much hi-carb

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

also: you guys keep talking about fucking potatoes, mushrooms, onions etc...yeah, that's nice and I like it too......like I enjoy nice underpants, a cake, candles (in the right places) s well...but seriously, there's a 300gramm steak cooked to perfection, and you're talking about the fucking gravy and the lack of potatoes?
that's like having a spread legged Megan Fox lying in front of you and complaining about her hairspray or jewlery!
Dudes, seriously!

I'd say it's more like her not having tits at all. It would still be an awesome steak, but you know, there's still something missing. Something all jiggly and bouncy.

 

[GeertSamuel]

YUMMIE! Adding two parts of sliced garlic in the mushrooms and onions would even make this meal more amazing!

 

[Deus.exe]

.....that's like having a spread legged Megan Fox lying in front of you and complaining about her hairspray or jewlery!
Dudes, seriously!

Or her stumpy thumb

 

[Lasse Lammert]

YUMMIE! Adding two parts of sliced garlic in the mushrooms and onions would even make this meal more amazing!

that's in there!

 

[GeertSamuel]

that's in there!