lurch's dating donation thread

[NAD]

dude i think we've been bamboozled!

 

[NAD]

for the record i choked it before reading this thread so that doesn't count.

 

[NAD]

oh yeah sucks about the chick, but i thought you already aced that shit anyhow, i remember some drunken post a few weeks ago "i maed out with 2 drujnk goth xhicx tonigth" or something to that effect.

long story short, i already mourned for your loss.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yeah, at least he's not going to go to any gay goth joints anymore.

 

[NAD]

play along chubsy, there's a pie in it for you...

i love this episode. i'm the fuck outta here. christians!?! slater dude.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

mmm warm apple pie

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

mmmm warm any pie.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Hey Moosie! is your name Matthew? top name man!
Im glad to see someone remotly 'cool graces the world with my namesake'

 

[snow2fall]

snow2fall and who else

 

[snow2fall]

hjahaha i love it when the truth comes out within 30 seconds

If only it was the truth.

 

[Erik]

people's future is at steak!

btw it's snow2fall and NAD

 

[snow2fall]

btw it's snow2fall and NAD

Nice theory. It's wrong though.

 

[General Zod]

ok ... some shit news ... #1 ... my g/f and I are kind of ov er ... hence I amdrunk ... we are cool together ... but there was no real passion ... pfff

That's too bad. She seemed like a cool chick.

Zod

 

[Hell Mike]

Nice theory. It's wrong though.

yeah she wants cash to come visit me, I have patches that need sewing

 

[lurch70]

That's too bad. She seemed like a cool chick.

Zod

she is a cool chick, great really, but there was that unspoken down and soulful love that was lacking. had it before, so I know how it feels. plus she is a little too over the top for me on a daily basis. I want someone a little more chilled out ... we will still see eachother and hang, just stop pursuing our future together as a couple ... we had a good talk last night.

man was I fucking drunk ...

and this dating fund is not FOR ME ... it's for 2 people on this board ... who shall remain nameless :Spin:

thanks for the .64 cents so far momos ... keep 'em coming

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

WTF is going on in this thread?

 

[snow2fall]

WTF is going on in this thread?

Don't ask, DONATE!!!

 

[Hell Mike]

I'll donate if you pm me THE TRUTH

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

No

http://ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=219765

 

[Ellestin]

Tell your boss to paypal half your paycheck directly to lurch's account. Will save a hell of time.