lurch's dating donation thread

threesome in a sense that those 2 mentioned have nothing to do with this ... :loco:

actually ... foursome :loco:
 
Be careful with your money. Some idiot comes around the office asking for birthday donations, or money to help the children in Sudan or whatever -- blow it off. ”No thanks,” is all you need to say, and if they start asking more questions, they’re in the wrong socially and nonsense replies are appropriate. ”I’m saving up to buy a nuclear submarine” or ”The price of ice cream and motor oil just went up” is an appropriate response.
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yeah i thought we all knew that and the stuff going on in this thread was for the sake of comedy

but I guess it was better off the other way ... since this thread isn't funny
 
radiobabe said:
:blush:
hihi..no...?

In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway (in your eyes) to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution (in your eyes) of all the fruitless searches

:hypno: :Spin: :loco: :blush:
 
Blonde on black her colour schemes
Chains wrapped round her slender waist
Beauty like a grove of birches
Eyes that glare like burning churches
 
I want you to know, that I am happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

1-'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you
To be open wide, No
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died
Till you died, but you're still alive

2-And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you f... her?
(rpt 1,2)

Ohh... aah... ahh... ahh...

'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed
That was me and I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails
Down someone else's back I hope you feel it
Well, can you feel it?
(rpt 2, 2...)


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