lurch's dating donation thread

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
 
haha, i listened to Sir Mixalot BEFORE big butts [/HARDCORENIGGER]. seriously though, i had SWASS on tape, them shitz was like 1989! :kickass:

edit: 1988 HOLY SHIT I'M BLACK.
 
oh, apparently i was supposed to respond to this thread, i didn't even notice lurch's comment to begin with, haha.

why would i be angry? maren and i got married awhile back with the stipulation that we're both free to date. it's the 90's people, broaden your perspectives! :loco:
 
i have no problem coming clean with my feelings toward her:

***SPOILER ALERT IN CASE MAREN AND/OR ANYONE FOLLOWING ONE OF THE SCHFOURTEEN RC DRAMAS DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW THE BIG SECRET***












i totally dig Maren. if she lived closer i would've asked her on a date long ago. if i ever make to Germany i would love to meet her and see what would happen. likely i'd try to con some sex out of her, get denied, and then we'd go somewhere and get drunk anyhow. she's a great girl, in case anyone can't tell.
 
i totally dig Maren. if she lived closer i would've asked her on a date long ago. if i ever make to Germany i would love to meet her and see what would happen. likely i'd try to con some sex out of her, get denied, and then we'd go somewhere and get drunk anyhow. she's a great girl, in case anyone can't tell.

most lovingly serious NAD post ever ... I could see the tear forming in your eye as you wrote this.

I can get Gugs to destroy the pretender if you wish ... master!
 
lurch70 said:
most lovingly serious NAD post ever ... I could see the tear forming in your eye as you wrote this.
hahahaha oh yeah i'm breakin' up over here. :loco: seriously though, i've talked to Maren a lot on here and i consider her a good friend. we PM and send each other mix CDs and such (and CANDY, THANK YOU!!!). but developing real feelings for someone requires knowing them in person for a dude like me. subtle mannerisms are such a huge part of someone's personality that it really can't happen any other way. but if i ever really fall in love on teh intarweb i'll be sure to let everyone know. :tickled:

i got truly emotional (read: near tears) on RC twice. that one time i ended my several year relationship, and that one time my mom's closest friend died. he was the dude that got me into rock n' roll when i was 5.
 
I'm pretty sure I'm more lovable offline than on the Internet because I'm such a bitter cynical foulmouthed abusive know-it-all bastard on the boards so ya if someone fell in interweb love with me they would probably be disappointed
 
online i'm like real-world NAD but in hyperspace. blurry stars and shit.

i've definitely fallen in "like" with several wimmenz on the internet, but it never moved beyond that. ones i met didn't turn into anything. it's like when i was a teenager, some girl that calls you because her friend said "he's cute" might be cool on the phone, but they end up sucking in person.
 
i agree, there is no way to really fall for someone over the web. the few times I met someone on dating sites, I pushed for pretty quick live meetings.

those little idiosyncracies you mentioned are necessary to be seen immediatelly ...

i do know one person that is keeping up a long distance relationship with someone that is in another state. been going on for almost a year and they never met ... me thinks this is a waste of time and really self defeating.
 
Plzdatemekthx said:
i totally dig Maren. if she lived closer i would've asked her on a date long ago. if i ever make to Germany i would love to meet her and see what would happen. likely i'd try to con some sex out of her, get denied, and then we'd go somewhere and get drunk anyhow. she's a great girl, in case anyone can't tell.
Expressions on my face over the course of last night after reading this: :cry: :ill: :blush: :erk: :dopey: :yell: :hypno: :)

I wouldn't go on a date with you, but I love you anyway.
Who wouldn't?! :loco:

Erik said:
if someone fell in interweb love with me they would probably be disappointed
I wanna see the girl that falls in love with your online persona...