lurch's dating donation thread

[Ellestin]

 

[NAD]

Expressions on my face over the course of last night after reading this:

I wouldn't go on a date with you, but I love you anyway.
Who wouldn't?!

how many times on this very forum have i said that men simply don't actively pursue purely platonic relationships with females!?

we have one, and i like it. i have a few other platonic relationships with a few other females, and i like those too. but guess what? i'd have sex with each and every one of you if the opportunity arose. it's just how men work, end of story.

 

[circus_brimstone]

I wanna see the girl that falls in love with your online persona...

You've never seen mousewings?

 

[Erik]

I wanna see the girl that falls in love with your online persona...

That was the point

Hey I'm not here to get girls anyway.

 

[snow2fall]

You've never seen mousewings?

Oh yeah, right. But isn't she in love with like 95% of RC...?

 

[snow2fall]

Look, she only first CAME to the RC forum because she was stalking me.

E-stalking, nice. Tell me about it... :Smug: Where did you pick her up in the first place?

 

[lizard]

Canada

 

[MajestikMøøse]

From our lunch meetings she still maintains that she and Erik would be able to get along on a desert island.

 

[lizard]

she stopped posting much after Footbalm unloaded seven tons of Swedish fury on her.

 

[lurch70]

footbalm just wants Erik all to himself

 

[lurch70]

From our lunch meetings

step up to the plate playa

 

[snow2fall]

she still maintains that she and Erik would be able to get along on a desert island.

Who wouldn't get along with a dead body?!

 

[lurch70]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ouch

 

[snow2fall]

I've met Maren, neener neener neener.

And you didn't even say hi. Wuss. I did.

oh yeah well i have her address.

You're just one of many my dear. Gotta make sure my music supply never runs dry.

Canada

Don't scare me.

 

[lurch70]

so

is anyone still donating money?

is this trip still on?

is this thread still happy?

 

[NAD]

but a success as a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

 

[NAD]

Erik me and JayK talked about you at a bar once.

"he's sexy."
"oh yais."

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I don't have WORDS for how creepy I find it that you two talk about me during "lunch meetings".

hey, she brings it up. not me.

 

[JayKeeley]

Erik me and JayK talked about you at a bar once.

"he's sexy."
"oh yais."

This is the first time I've entered this thread, and THIS is what I see? Lies I tell you, ALL LIES! Although I do have a penchant for blondes.