MA BAWS ARE FULL TO BURSTIN'

[Sloan]

srlsy. fucking hilarious.

http://bebooksonline.co.uk/girls_and_boys/default.htm

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Dude I think I fucked my woman on the 4th date.

 

[Sloan]

date? lol.

 

[EerieVon]

Q. I've had sex once and it wasn't much fun, my penis hurt afterwards. Will it always be like that?

A. It's quite common to get nervous and uncomfortable when you first have sex. Like anything else, it's best when you're ready, and it takes practice!

Um, dont most boys "practice" alot before they lose their virginity anyways???

 

[Sloan]

i practice all the time (like right now), JUST IN CASE.

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

That was fucking priceless. I love the absurd ending and the girl who was covered in her own vomit.

 

[-Gavin-]

Scottish title (L)

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

This one is great, too: http://bebooksonline.co.uk/true_or_false/default.htm

I nearly spilled the coke out of my mouth when the homophobic school bully appeared from nowhere.

 

[LSD-Studio]

hilarious!!!

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I gotta cop some of that lingo.

Hhahaha

 

[Metaltastic]

Jesus fucking christ, I'm sorry Gav, but that voice was as grating as the old "utensils scraping on the plate" routine ("Veergin," ) And +1 Jhakwe, the chick covered in her own upchuck was great

 

[Metaltastic]

"there's me no even a sniff at 15"!!?!?! What the hell does that mean?

 

[Ermz]

what do you say to that. far out. she could've at least let him go down on her then blown him. how's that for a moral.

 

[greyskull]

"there's me no even a sniff at 15"!!?!?! What the hell does that mean?

i was 15 and still hadnt got me some