make up sick parodies to popular songs

ohiogrinder

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here's my parody of Nickelback's Rockstar:

Cause we all just wanna be gay pornstars
fuckin guys in the ass that we picked up at the bar
the aids comes easy and the clap comes cheap
but it wont matter cause we're in balls deep
in a guys ass we don't even know
his name could be Dick or Sloppy Joe
every AIDS ridden my pals
cumming down our throats
Every Playgirl stud
with shaven scrots

Hey hey I wanna be a homo
Hey hey I wanna be a homo
 
here's the problem. we need to know what the songs sound like for it to be funny. now i dont know about the rest of you guys, but i dont know any popular radio songs, as i dont listen to the radio or watch tv. and i cant imagine there is a big nickleback following here
~gR~
 
Way back in the 9th grade we had to do these musical video projects about WW2 (wtf? I'd have loved to just write a paper, but the video was still fun). Anyway, everyone else made asses of themselves writing songs about various WW2 related things, while I simply changed the lyrics of existing songs to be about Nazism and the Holocaust and whatnot.

Who's the leader of the Reich that's home to you and me?
A-D-O-L-F H-I-T-L-E-R.


And so on.
 
Seeing as nobody has even done anything remotely on topic, I shall give a shot at it:

Nevermind, I can't be bothered to look up whatever the top 100 is; I also highly doubt anyone on this board would know the original song (I sure as hell wouldn't).
 
here's my parody of Nickelback's Rockstar:

Cause we all just wanna be gay pornstars
fuckin guys in the ass that we picked up at the bar
the aids comes easy and the clap comes cheap
but it wont matter cause we're in balls deep
in a guys ass we don't even know
his name could be Dick or Sloppy Joe
every AIDS ridden my pals
cumming down our throats
Every Playgirl stud
with shaven scrots

Hey hey I wanna be a homo
Hey hey I wanna be a homo
I dunno if you copied and pasted this from another site but It's fucking hilarious.
I have a childish and sick sense of humor so...