Make your own Chuck Norris style joke about Dan


The Eighth Enocian Key
Here, I'll start you fuckers off with a few...

Dan Swano doesn't sleep, he waits.

Dan Swano's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

Dan Swano does not wear condoms. There is no such thing as protection from Dan Swano.

Dan Swano is the reason why Waldo is hiding in all those books.

Dan Swano eats thunder and shits lightning.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Dan Swano.

Dan Swano doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Dan Swano played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Dan Swano was not born onto this earth like a mortal man. Mortal men are babies first. Dan Swano simply willed himself into existence.

Dan Swano can make two wrongs into a right.

Dan Swano kicks hot chicks out of bed for eating crackers.

Dan Swano can unscramble an egg.
I don't care for the typical Chuck Norris style joke. So, here's my take on things.

Chuck Swanörris!

Well I had some time on my hands and wanted to try out photoshop so here is my pic:


It seems like Dan did not stay fitt after all, even though he drinks pepsi max :(