Make your own Chuck Norris style joke about Dan

[AnTz0r]

he meant the other "fields of life" tumn

 

[Katatonic89]

But later on Dan got his fittnes back!

 

[Deadlift]

This thread is starting to be like the photoshop opeth thread thing.....

 

[Chill 02]

But later on Dan got his fittnes back!

For a moment I thought that was Kurt Angle.

 

[Chill 02]

Approved. But since I have no authority around here whatsoever, I'll just second that.

 

[Timmeth]

Dan Swano is so fast, he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.

 

[Chill 02]

Dan Swano is so fast, he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head.

 

[cheechonaleash]

This thread puttered out awhile back... but I have resurrected it.... with a brand new Swanöshop... sure hope nobody is offended, it was created with comedy in mind, not malice!

DAN, what were you watching?

 

[Blind Guardian]

Dan Swanö is so metal,he began to produce Metallicas new album but decided to play all the instruments himself to make it actually sound good.

 

[tikru]

As I'm not that familiar with Chuck Norris (I barely know who he is, I've never seen his movies), maybe I could add some "Phantom" style sayings? How about:

- 'There are times', the natives say, 'when Dan leaves the studio and walks the streets of the town as an ordinary man.'

- When Dan asks, he expects an answer.

- Cold voice of angry Dan can chill tiger's blood.

- Angry Dan is fearful to behold.

- Be wary of Dan, 'For he moves like lightning and the earth trembles with his might'.

- He moves faster than a great cat, with the power of a charging bull or elephant.

- It is said tigers freeze when the eyes of Dan blaze.

- It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see Dan.

- No man can refuse the voice of Dan.

- Dan hits harder than lightning bolt.

- When Dan is rough, he is very rough.

- When Dan moves, lightning stands still.

- Some say he uproots great trees barehanded - I do not doubt it.

 

[chrisdoig24k]

I like that first one

 

[ShadowCreator]

This forum is going downhill.

Looks like Dan and I have the same desktop backround though.

 

[Fuentealba]

Dan Swanö is so metal,he began to produce Metallicas new album but decided to play all the instruments himself to make it actually sound good.

hahaha, that´s a good one

cheers

 

[Skaldir]

Cool, is that a Genelec shirt? Dan seems to really like his new monitors