Malmsteen is a god

He probably has a stack of tapes of his own instructional videos sitting next to his TV and then sits on his couch watching them with one hand on his cock and the other in a tub of lard.
 
Violin scales of a fretless guitar.

Nothing new.

Bare in mind I haven't actaully watched the videos, but as it's Malmsteen video I pretty much know what to expect.

Anyone seen the 3G DVD with him, Vai and Satriani? The Sat destroys both of them until the tritet at the end where, to give him his dues, Malmsteen pwns.

His videos are pretty hilarious to he whacks out some nigh on impossible riff followed by "See? Easy".

Erm, Yea, if you have four hands!
 
^ maybe you should check out those vids, you wouldnt have seen ones of him like these, they are a little different.

Yeah i have that dvd, but i disagree, Vai destroys them both with that song where the 4 of them are up the front doing there crazy shit, that song rocks. And i think they both destroy Malmsteen at the end during the jam tbqh.
 
Lmao I just checked the videos right now and they're hilarious. Too bad there's no real good guitar playing in them.
 
Powers said:
Violin scales of a fretless guitar.

Nothing new.

Bare in mind I haven't actaully watched the videos, but as it's Malmsteen video I pretty much know what to expect.

LOL you assume far to much my friend.